I was in the army a short spell when I was nineteen but was later discharged for reasons I don’t like discussing. I never saw any combat or anything. I almost did.
My rank and clearance was nothing significant.
I went into the military mostly with a mercenary mental framework.
Yeah, that whole bathroom bit was an accident. Didn’t know the door was left open until after I took the picture.
I have blonde hair and a red goatee. That’s being French and German for you.
A mystery, huh?
J’adore red heads.
Too bad.
I’m a blonde with red facial hair. winks
d/p
Wow, beautiful!
For some reason I thought you were black.
Internally and externally alike.
Her response to the allegations was to post the picture… odd. 
But which is the lie? The claim that she is black or the picture?
She is black, mentally…
She is like an innocent child, without thoughts of her own, yet. Her mind is void, empty. While mine is full and overflowing.
lolwut
Overflowing with bullshit.
Nevermind, you wouldn’t get it
You don’t think I’d get it?
Come on man. I get everything.
Ooooh, burn… er, is it?
I have a black great grandfather… so I’m part black… hence very curly hair 
I’m black…from the waist down.
Where do women have the curliest hair?
… in Africa
BA DUM TISH!
I posted that picture because I sent it to Erik a while back, and yesterday he decided to use it to blackmail me, as though he actually had something on me that I would like to keep secret.
Very silly boy.
Here’s the conversation:
I like to play with my food before I eat it.
I’m waiting…
Bring some pepto bismol, I’m rather indigestible.