oh my god i love baby animals

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in my life ive had a gold fish who i didnt really get attached to, some sea monkeys who i loved deeply, then a hamster and a gerbil. they fucking sucked shit.

then i adopted a feral kitty off of the porch of a friend of mine. my roomate adopted her brother soon after. i named mine meow tse tung. she named hers some stupid shit i forget.

the point is, when you get two kitties in a room with another…

THEY BATTLE!!! NON STOP!!! ITS THE MOST FUN I EVER WATCHED!!!

oh my god!!! once they stopped battling, ten minutes later, one of them would be sitting there minding his own business, in the middle of the floor, and id be watching tv and him at the same time. and id see the other one creeping up. literally stalking, down low as if he were hiding behind grass, slowly and silently taking one step after another, right out of the nature tv i watch, as he must have learned from her mother catching mice or something, or maybe even instictually.

totally like a wild cat, creeping up. the other one didnt see her, just licking himself, not paying attention. and the other one would creep up and, once she got close enough, shed sprint really fast right at him and BAM! shed get right there and take a swat at him, but he would already have jumped 6 inches off the ground and flipped around towards her in mid air, and the other one would recoil in surprise and then tackle him in mid air.

and they would claw without scratching and tumble and maybe even meow. for 5 minutes at least. an epic wrestling match without a winner.

honestly, i would feel no guilt if i put these cats to sleep once they stopped fighting as brothers as long as i adopted another two out of their cages and into eachothers arms.

if you think cats are boring, ADOPT TWO KITTENS!!! i mean, i took these cats right off the street and mine had like two bathroom accidents before they discovered the greatness of the kitty litter. they have an instinctual need to sleep on something warm, and if you only have one, its going to be on your face, but if theres two, they are fine sleeping on eachother.

seriously, i havent owned two puppies before, but two cats are the shit. they seriously battle and i love video games. i would put down the video games to watch these cats for hours, for months straight. that was a year ago. i have no pets because my satan spawn roomate is allergic to dander and fun. god damnit i want an animal. adopt two kittens.

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youd put them to sleep you selfish bitch?!

anyways, kittens always fight, even as adults, but not as much…instead they bring you dead animals. i tend to find bloody (literally) gifts on my pillow from my lovely siamese.

dont forget to get your kittens neutered! remember: every time you give a kittten to a shelter or animal rescue group, another is killed to make room.

…they way i see it though, is you dont really" love baby animals" you “love getting amused by baby animals until they are useless to you”.

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you dont really" love baby animals" you “love getting amused by baby animals until they are useless to you”

yeah thats what i meant. you think cats love living in your apartment once they realize that they are capable of finding actual prey out there in the wilderness?

if you can open your door and let them run free, then of course, by all means cleanse our world of small vermin. but full grown cats dont belong in apartments.

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wait, no im going to totally change that

at what point in your life did you laugh most often?

was it when you were completely fascinated about every single thing you could possibly learn about?

or was it when you realized the truth about the world and how difficult it was to accomplish what you really wanted?

kitties battle more. cats battle less because they realize it doesnt accomplish anything.

humans laugh and play more when kids. when adults, they play and laugh less because they realize it doesnt pragmatically accomplish anything.

if human children didnt contain the potential to accomplish something good, we ought to kill them too. unfortunately for them, they can.

kill cats, save kitties.

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Do i see selfish morality here? No matter what he replies…it still stands that he only likes animals for his own beneft. When the animal dies, he will be upset for himself, when he is happy that they are alive…it is only for himself.

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  1. When i realised that “I” am.

  2. I laugh most nights when i watch the emptiness of space and the distance between the celestial objects.

  3. When i realise that we are Sisyphus. :stuck_out_tongue:

Rami.

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im assuming youre in your 20s…in a couple of years you will also be more boring. should we kill you then too?

btw: my cat has an open windo he can get out of at any time. he spends most of his time indoors, however. perhaps if you were more acquainted with the behaviour of animals you would treat them differently.

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kill rabbits

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it that your website, or are you named after it?

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considering i been here about a year (date joined the board itself quotes is bugged, as some of the old timers know) and the site been around for about a month…

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oooh.so youre named after it, right?

:wink:

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A maladjusted sociopath wrote,

I would hold the life of a cat to be of more value than your own, by a large margin.
And I’m not even kidding.

Also,
If I ever saw you or anyone killing a cat you would be introduced to a large amount of excruciating and enduring pain.

Have a shitty day.

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hehehe
cant argue with that one

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hooray! :laughing:

i <3 our satanic f(r)iend

at our local animal shelter there are always cats coming in that have been horribly abused.

one was brought in after having a cigarette put out in his EYE as a couple of gang members held him. how sick.

we also had a (flame-point siamese) kitten left in a box and covered in its own feces outside the shelter with a broken spine (probably after being kicked).

people make me sick. i swear i would torture those people if i ever found them (or even better: get the doc to do it :wink: )

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ok, case in point. the gunsmaster finds a new high powered precision rifle out there. specs look fantastic, but it’s swedish make. who the fuck ever heard of swedish guns ?! but specs look so fantastic…

so. it’s getting tested. now what’s your choice, one thousand cats out in a field somewhere or a list of twenty banks at 50 people each ?

and no, trees don’t move, so can’t use those.

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False dichtomy.
How about motorized moving targets?

But given the two options, I would choose the people.

To me, life is life, and just being human doesn’t warrant special consideration.

Cats do something for the world. They provide companionship, and keep vermin populations from exploding to a point where they would infest all human habitation.
Where as most people are useless wastrells that do more harm than good.

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false dichotomy. companionship presumes humans, and “keep vermin populations from exploding to a point where they would infest all human habitation” presumes humans.

so humans arent useless, but rather the very thing everything else turns around, in your own worldview.

motorized targets on the ohter hand are too predictable to be any good. and its much more fun to kill something that will try to save its life as opposed to just shoot bits of machinery.

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Do you know what ‘false dichtomy’ means? It would apear not…
A false dichtomy is when you present two choices (or more) as being the only choices, when clearly there are more options than the two (or more) presented. What I wrote certainly doesn’t qualify.
And of course I presume humans in my analogy of ‘what is useful’ because I AM human and can have no other perspective.
Duh.

Fun is a subjective thing. You are being solipsistic.

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I have. They come with DIY instructions – like Ikea – and have all the safety features you’d expect to find in a Volvo.

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hehehehehe