Today I bought a pair of reebok pump trainers. Shortly after typing that sentence, I bent down and touched the pump with my thumb - it was a very satisfying experience. I’m gonna bring this post to a close here so I can touch it again, and as I do so I’ll spare a thought for all the poor bastards out there like you who don’t have a pair of your own.
Pump trainers ? Are those the type with a lot of cloth on them, in parts where normally there is leather coating ?
Here’s a picture of the sort of thing I mean:
