These are the Consolidated Statutes of my kingdom concerning buggery , it as an offence punishable by death . And there shall be a broader law targeting all gay male sexual activity and gross indecency .
Changes to the criminal code will be used to brand gay men as criminal sexual psychopaths
and dangerous sexual offenders
on occasion … clemency may be shown to those gays who are willing to turn their lives around and have shown remorse
These labels will provide for indeterminate prison sentences , sentences confirmed by the Supreme Court .
This is how I have decreed things to be concerning buggery in my lands
Why not be a truely wonderful ruler and command parent to never mentally abuse their children? There should be a trained public servant in every home making sure that each kid gets the positive feedback that they need to feel good about their sex roles.
I would like to be minister of this department, if it’s ok with you.
Sire, if you follow me advice, and do some prevention, then not one drop of gay blood will touch your sweet royal hands, because there weren’t be no more gays, wot?
Fair enough , I decree , that buggery is punishable by death this day , and , that if any parent is caught abusing their child mentally they shall be imprisoned for a minimum of ten days and fined five shakars , michael caine shall take the post of mental health minister , and an additional law protecting the agricultural land rights of those with more than seven mules I pass also this day
Desire for others to be mentally healthy is just selfish. Desire for your own safety. Homosexuals are not off-kilter. Fuck you for thinking there is a kilter. Fuck you right in your straight ass.
Homosexuality in no way endangers you.
PS: That’s not specifically to you, Bessy. I wouldn’t want you to think I don’t like you anymore.
just so i know im on the right side of the law, what about self buggery and buggery towards women? What about ladies with strap ons?
More to the point, what about a man being rogered in the bum by a lady with strap on, and the lady is being rogered in the bum by a man who is also rogering himself in the bum with a dildo?
“Gays” are only a menace to a society that is in decline. It needs handy scapegoats so it can ignore the work it needs to do to once again dominate in the social hierarchy.
