Pedro's Corner

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Do you play musically yourself? Have you got any music in you? Link me to that shit. If I could, I’d link you to some real bad uke playing. Shit that runs over and over in my head. It’s bad shit, It’s some rank shit. But I can play it for hours and it makes me feel OK.

Is that harsh? What have you contributed to it? I ain’t judging just curious, just what you’re going to bitch about next. Play for me a song, from your heart.

We don’t know if pedrogias plays any instruments but he does have an anthem of sorts that we’ve come to know him by.

Rocky has ‘eye of the tiger’, Maverick has ‘highway to the danger zone’, and pedro I rengel has El sobrante fortnight.

I’d be glad to hear some ukelele playing.

Can we cut back on the passive aggressive though?

I should have known: virtuoso funk.

Yes, and don’t we all plan that sort of thing with the French ladies?
Its just not given to every hysteric.

Its well known the Germans were ill equipped for the Russian winter. Im reading a book by a German soldier in Barbarossa now, about cooking chopped off legs to get the still useful boot off, etc.
And yes, the whole of Hitlers “reign” was artificial. The symbols, the narrative, the prospects, it was just a fever.

But Htler did not have the confidence of a leader who knows the path he is on. He was jus fulfilling a personal neurosis which aligned with millions of other neuroses. Germans didn’t actually feel they would win the war, it was just a kind of orgasm they had.

No American ever showed nazis for the pointlessly ugly creatures they were. They might come to know this ugliness from up close and personal soon though.

Could’ve been from Moneyball, too.

My favourite instrument is the wave modulator. Though, in this vagabond life of mine, few objects have stuck with me for very long:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1w44NWDpZs[/youtube]

Show us some ukelele boss!

We are fans of music around here. Don’t hold back.

Don’t fucking say that Fixed Cross. Stop it.

Until we have better reason to believe it, it is treasonous to say that.

Otherwise yeah, obviously you are right. Well the winter thing, yeah. But that was not a kill shot. It was not. That was indeed part of the oh fuck we’re invading Russia conondrum. But that alone was not enough.

And by the way yes Mo, I do resent the suggestion that lyricism is not music.

You think iss easy making a rhyme that tells YOU the rhythm?

A thought on astrology:

Sagittarious gives the gift. Capricorn opens it. Aquarious already owns it.

Pisces is optimistic about what there is to receive
Aries is the embodiement of that optimism
Taurus is the celebration of the results
Gemini is gloating over it
Cancer is the limits

Leo is the gift?

No one knows who hasn’t tried.
People think rap is easy to write, but Prom shows how hard it is when he tries it.
People are slaves to what they want to say, they don’t know how to listen for music.

Why rap is infinitely harder to make than pop music. You have to make the rhythm out of rhymes instead of just blubbering along with some guitar riff.

But its interesting enough to study it.
Study what?
“the oh fuck we’re invading Russia conondrum”

Real translation: “Myself oddly strange”, “oddly strange to myself”.

And I think that says it all. No one had a fucking clue what they were doing except that it wasn’t boring, until it also was very cold and horrible. Something like that.

I’ve asked Carleas if there is an audio format supported.

I’d like that.

Holy Moley.

Anyway, here’s more

From the heart of a Pezer:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z24W9DZXido[/youtube]

We would like to SEE you play the ukelele.

But if that is not an availability, well, here’s one that’ll support just about anything: vocaroo.com

Here’s one that I had not realized I was so proud of:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuqxuUMttBI[/youtube]

I also dance:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8hLm008RpU[/youtube]

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Scour the web. You will not find a rhythmwolf being used that way.