Philosopher vs. Scientist very short story

I didn’t come up with this but thought it was funny so I wished to share it.

A philosopher and a scientist were being chased by a hungry Lion.

The scientist said "There’s no use trying to outrun the beast…

It will catch us ultimately"…

The philosopher ran a few steps ahead and replied: “Who said I want to outrun the Lion?”

“I want to outrun YOU!” :laughing: