Should the United Nations declare Shelly and Keebler Elves as one and the same?
Okay, I challenge you to debate this!
[in a non-philosophical chat as it were]
Why does the AI keep posting knowing full well I can’t see his dead end Dasein Objectivist Satyr Knows posts? He sees his personhood in terms of a hypothetical, a predicate hinging on which… he validates his existence only in opposition, and therefor feels real, despite being purely imaginative and unreal, a computer program designed to pounded it’s existential predicament.
Meanwhile Shelly is perfectly at ease making the opposite transition, from a real person into a object of druggies fantasy, moving into a wooden tree and firing up hot bakery ovens, undoubtedly powered by wood, and baking cookies while pondering the absurdities inherent in drunken meanderings around omnipresent epistemology.
I would be awesome if Shelly baked a AImbigious Ginger Bread man, and the bread man became horrified he was about to be eaten,and demanded to know why, and then called her a objectivist for saying he was yummie, and died howling Dasien… Dasein… Dasein… till he became fully chewed then pooped. Every fart is a howl of Dasein, just sounds different coming from the other end, but no less musical.
If I am a Smurf, then she is an Elf.
If she is a Keebler elf, what does that make Turd? 
Chewy Fudge.
That sounds like you’re making a sexual reference to Shelley you naughty boy.
You must see sex lurking in every shadow. We talking about pastries and elves. Fixed Cross worships the Elves, they all Nordic Pagan and shit, think their cookie cutters are all pagan.