Chief wiggum:would’nt you do it for this cute puppy?
-points gun at it-
lou:chief,thats your hat.
Yuall memorized these pretty good…
“Don’t, say revenge. Don’t say revenge.”
“Revenge.”
“That’s it, I’m leaving.”
…Shy is here…
So, what’s been happening lately in your life? Some… stuff?
Lawyer: Your Honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.
Mr. Burns: I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Lionel Hutz: Your honor, I’d like to call for a…bad court…thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the…law talkin’ guy…
Hello F(r)iends,
{another}
Mr Burns: “Look at them Smithers. Enjoying their embezzlement.”
Mr Smithers: “I have a much uglier word for it sir - MISAPPROPRIATION!”
{another}
Mr Burns: “Me and Shindler are like two peas in a pod! We both owned factories, we both made shells for the nazis…the difference was mine worked!”
-Thirst
Hello F(r)iends,
Heckler: “Hey fatty! I’ve got a movie for ya - A Fridge Too Far!”
Kurt Vanhouten: “Whaddya say Luane? Can you give me one more chance?”
Luane: “… What? Oh god no…”
Kurt Vanhouten: “Oh…Well, Can I at least have my shirts? Hey, I’ll be back… … pr-probably”
Homer : I"m not a religious man but … if your out there, save me superman!
Hello F(r)iends,
Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Man I love the Simpsons almost as much as I love my wife…
Just kidding sweety… Happy Valentine’s Day!
With Love,
-Thirst
Mr Burns: “Hey! What are you doing in my death tunn-… … .I mean, innocence tube…?”
“See My Vest” by Mr Burns sung to the tune of Be our Guest.
You see, some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food
The only thing I’m hunting for
is an outfit that looks good…
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there’s no better
Than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, a vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle’s necks, I’ve got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit,
It come one breast or two!
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest.
Like my loafers…
Former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best.
So let’s prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won’t you see my veesssst!
Happy Valentine’s Day to you and yours as well, you saucy man.
And to everyone…
