T.V. Quote Thread

Hello F(r)iends,

In the tradition of quote threads we give you T.V. Quotes.

RULES:
1. One quote per post
2. Change the text Color to “Blue” and formatting “Italic”
3. Ideally, the quotes would be clever {on some level}

I’ll go first… (note the text is color blue and is Italic)

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

-Thirst

Man I love The Simpsons.

James

“Crush, kill, destroy…crush, kill, destroy…”

Oh I love trash… anything dirty or dingy or dusty, anything ragged or rotten or rusty… Oh I love trash

-Imp

Oooooh, He card read good

Get out of my laboratory!

Hello F(r)iends,

Is that the wrestling robot from Futurama (not Bender)?

"We figured out we could just park them in front of the TV.
That’s how I was raised and I turned out TV.
"

-Thirst

Cunnilingus and psychiatry have brought us to war

  • The Sopranos season one finale

For the sake of this line (which I’m sure none of you will have seen since I seem to be the only person in the world who watches this show - though all the papers love it) you have to understand that an ASBO is an anti-social behaviour order - a sort of probation meted out to unruly young hoodlums which places restrictions on who they can associate with and suchlike

[i]Junior adviser -So we need a policy that’s new, eye-catching, cheap, immensely popular, no-one could possibly disagree…?

Senior adviser -Yes

Junior adviser -Pet ASBOs?

Senior adviser-Oh for fucks sake!

Minster of Parliament - No, wait, you see that sounds potentially ludicrous but pet passports, that was a goer…[/i]

“Crush, kill, destroy” is from a memorable episode of Lost In Space. May have been parodied in Futurama, but I don’t know.

woman: “Hey that bag looks a little light”

guy puts it on the scale for woman to see

“I stand corrected…”

“You’re on your knees corrected”

“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…”

“You can’t do that while wearing a coconut bra…”

-Imp

Helllo F(r)iends,

Was that Aspacia by any chance?
{not intended to insult any Deist, feminist, teachers, that “doubt of God give a care”,}

I still laugh at that line today SIATD… Poor Bart gets the boot and Homer laughs his ass off…

-Thirst

Just for you thirst

After explaining it to dad three times I explained it to mom and we were on our way

“Oh my god you’re hilarious I love you”

“What did you say?!?!?”

“I said… uh… I said you’re hilarious, and then I… I just stopped talking!!!”

“This machine isn’t worth the gold its made out of!”

and from the same episode, moments later

“So that’s what it would have been like if I had invented the “fing-longer”. Well, a man can dream can’t he? A man can dream.”

futurama ^

lol the fing longer… oh man that show has its moments

Hello F(r)iends,

“My life, and by extension everyone else’s is meaningless.”

"They’re not very heavy, but you don’t hear me not complaning."

-Thirst

P.S. Thanks SIATD… that one was great!

Cheryl’s mom: “Larry do you have gum?”

Larry: "Yeah, I have 1 peice left, but I gotta tell you, it’s unwrapped. I haven’t touched it yet, but it’s unwrapped. So I could hand it to you, or you could reach in and get it, or you could just refuse, so you got 3 options basically. "

Cheryl’s mom thinks for a sec before turning to Cheryl: “Cheryl honey, could you-”

Cheryl, exasperated: “Reach into Larry’s pocket for a peice of unwrapped gum? Yea I can do that”