It’s hilarious. Y’all can go from existential crisis to Socrates to is a hotdog a sandwich in a single thread. It’s positively bonkers, and I love it.
Does pineapple go on pizza…
or does pizza go under pineapple???
Well, does the pizza come before the pineapple? I believe it does, therefore, pineapple on the pizza.
Now, I raise you this; does the milk come before or after the cereal?
How are you going to say pizza comes before the pineapple when pizza wasn’t even invented until whenever it was invented, and the pineapple therefore definitely preceded pizza? But, maybe, in the “place” prior to the universe (or wherencever the whole universe’s timeline is at), the Grand Diviser co-invented pizza (with and without tense) so the pineapple could be displayed in its proper glory, which would redeem the pizza from its lacking the non-nightshade fruit, or rather, the presence of nightshade fruit? In which case, the pizza and the pineapple are mutually first, but their demonstration had to be in time, or they would’ve never really existed. Neither one of them should think that they are best, for without each other, they are incomplete.
tosses pizza dough into the air, catches it without making holes in it, and tosses it back up again
By the way, there’s a no-nightshade salsa involving pineapple.
The only thing that could make this post better is actual pineapple, and the nonexistence of tomatoes.
Think fast!
tosses pizza dough at Wanderlust
Got pineapple?
There are other diets than grain for mammals, so it’s hard to say, but for adding to a bowl, you must always add the cereal first, because you only have two hands, otherwise you should add both at the same time, so that you never overfill it with either milk or cereal, and it doesn’t overflow. This has been scientifically verified, unless you’re lactose intolerant, which probably means your mom spoiled you as a child.
I’m hungry.
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I have nothing I can say in response to this that would not sound asinine, and as such, I surrender, as your logic is sound.