Two common antiques, no longer in circulation, but not worth more than 15 cents apiece either…?
What’s a nickel? I’m a Brit, sorry!
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-Imp
a nickle and a quarter
one of them isn’t a nickle because it’s a quarter
There are 31 apples on a table and you take 17 away. Now, how many apples do you have?
10+7¿
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after you realize that there is only 1 way to make 30 cents and you re-read the question, it becomes obvious.
You have 17 apples
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a roof directly in the center which way will it roll off if the wind is coming from the east?
Three quarters, who devaluated really really fast. 
roosters don;t lay eggs if i am not mistaken.
You would be amazed at how many people think of the egg first and don’t realize you said rooster 
rooster’s eggs are yummie ! My friend Xeno makes them every weekend, sunny side up !
I believe you’re sending mixed messages. 
A tricky one for the straight mathematicians:
1 11 21 1211 111221 ??
What’s the next number in this logical sequence…?
i guess i fail…
Three ones, two twos, and one one.
312211
=D>
Did you know it, or did you work it out…?
If it’s the latter then:
=D> =D> =D>
You goofy fuck.
that pattern stinks to high heavan…
it’s like the fibbonaci sequence forgot how to to addition…