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Mr Hooper made a big rock, then flipped a tit when he saw that there was a big rock
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Mr Hooper walked around the big rock a few times, then carved it into a person’s ass
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Mr Hooper said “blah blah blah” and other people said “blah blah blah”
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Mr Hooper smashed the mirror in his bathroom, flipped a tit, then went around busting in to other people’s houses and smashed their mirrors as well. They all flipped a tit, and Mr Hooper saw that it was good
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A gang of screwheads got together and started smashing mirrors over little kid’s heads
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Kids made a game out of throwing fecal matter at Mr Hooper’s buttcheek sculpture, aiming for the crack of its ass
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Mr Hooper went to town one day, and bought a loaf of meat from the town barber who was also a meat loafer in the rainy season
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But it wasn’t a loaf of meat, it was a loaf of shit. Mr Hooper flipped a tit, then ate it anyways
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Mr Hooper died from ‘food’ poisoning. The locals put his body in a cave, and blocked the cave entrance with Mr Hooper’s ass statue. Mr Hooper came back to life, and everyone flipped a tit.
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Mr Hooper went to Spain, where he was called “Senor Hooper” - this made him flip a tit. “That’s not my name!” he said in triumphant frustration. “But Senor…” the spanish locals replied. Mr Hooper cut them off mid-sentence: “Stop right there!” he said. Then he went to a bullfighting arena, gave a bull human arms, and commanded the bull to stick the decorative bullfighting spear up the bullfighter’s ass. The people in Spain began ritually masturbating in front of their bathroom mirrors, and Mr Hooper saw that it was good.
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Mr Hooper travels back in time, and fucks himself in the ass.
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Mr Hooper got drunk, impregnated himself, and told everyone “I’ll come back again one day to fix shit when its all fucked up”. Then Mr Hooper died from AIDs.
To Be Continued…