P.S Please do not take this as a crude post. If you wish, we shall compare the beauty of the breast and buttocks. Or we could even analyse the cultural significance of each. But what they hey, this is mundane babble for you.
Ass, obviously. Besides which, it’s a false binary opposition, like ‘free will vs. determinism’ or ‘materialism vs. idealism’. Women with large breasts and small rumps look weird, like Jordan. jordanfanclub.co.uk/
Women with small breasts and large rumps are rarer, possibly because it’s easier to make breasts larger than hips/ass via cosmetic surgery. I can’t think of a pop culture example right now, but likewise, they look weird.
I liked tubes a lot more when I was a kid. You spend so much time with girls that don’t have any for so long, when they finally start popping up, you certainly take notice, while every girl you’ve ever known has had an ass.
Conversely, now, pretty much 80-90% of women have ‘nice enough’ cans, while that perfect ass has become more and more elusive.
Theres so much more you can do with an ass… besides admire its beauty. I am decensitised to images of breasts, theyre everywhere. Girls flash them all the time, but when do they ever flash their asses? Its what makes the mall the better.
Over my years of ass watching, I have noticed that black people have very firm and bouncy asses… most often quite large. Asian people seem to have no ass at all. I think hispanic women probably have the best arses, look at J Lo’s…
They’re so much more philosopical. I mean… person gets implants, they’re probably big into free will. Person gets some shoddy implants, they’re probably a nihilist.
Person gets ass implants, they’re stupid.
Plus, as George Carlin points out… they’re so much more fun to say
“Hey!! Tits is here! Heya Tits”
“New Nabisco Tits! Cheese flavor!”
There is such a double standard . You guys are (well) delusional. Can you even remotely imagine me starting a thread on BALLS? Okay girls, do you like balls or do you like big, long hard, dicks? If I did that you would see me as crazy. loose, irresponsible and oversexed.
I would go for the man with the big heart and the even BIGGER imagination.
Well I’m rather upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great balls of fire
I’ve got big balls
Oh I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
(oh) We’ve got big balls
We’ve got big balls
We’ve got big balls
Dirty big balls
He’s got big balls
She’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all
(oh we’ve got big balls, we’ve got big balls…)
And I’m just itching to tell you about them
Oh we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish… (but we’ve got the biggest balls of them all) -AC DC
(great thread)
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