Here is modern masculinity.
Tech for soys and beta males. Probably paid influencers to overrate the tech.
I will give my own true rankings of each of these techs.
- Phone that changes the back of it: 0/10 lame who gives a shit, more capitalist excess and having to pay for 2 screens. And more materials, pollution and work hours having to use for it. It doesn’t even look good and has a giant bevel.
- Willem dafoe picture frame: 5/10 Creepy but it is kind of cool. Probably very expensive, but if it was cheap (like under 100 dollars) i would probably increase my rating to 7/10.
- Wow cube: 4/10. Almost cool, the problem with it is it is way too small. If it was larger I would have given it a 7/10
- Mobile Phone Gamepad: 1/10 This was already invented years ago, who gives a shit. It just looks like a different art style design and probably more expensive than the ones you can get for 10 bux.
- Robophone: 5/10 Has built in gimbal, cool I guess, gimbals are old tech that been around for hundreds of years. I guess saves money from having to buy a standalone camera with gimbal, but its not actually gonna save you any money cause its gonna be expensive. Its gonna save you money 30 years from now once Chinese copy it and gimbals become standard on every phone.
- Ice maker: 1/10 I already have an Ice maker on my freezer, wtf is this. Ice age ooga booga.
- 3D Printed Shoes: (0-6)/10. If they lack durability they are 0 out of 10. They only get 6 out of 10 because they jack up the price to 160 dollars for a 3D print. This could have been a great Commie invention to help the poor but instead only benefits the rich. The shoes only should be 10 dollars
- Hologram in capsule: (1-8)/10. If its cheap and a Real 3D Volumetric Display it could be 8 out of 10. If it just a fake flat plane hologram then 110. I could see valid future usages if you could actually stick things inside of this.
- Robot pool cleaner: 8/10. I dont have a pool so i dont give a shit about it, but I could see this being useful for a rich person who has a pool.
- Ai room: 2/10 Very lame, just shows a 2D video of a mountain and changes room temp to be cold. No mention of soundproofing which is the #1 most important thing for a room.
- Dreo misting fan: 0/10 Outdated tech and no different than cheap chinese swamp coolers that have existed since 25 years ago. And is better for arid desert regions not forest or tropical areas, because it increases room humidity too much, causing mold and fungus.
- Touchscreen restaurant - Old news I already been to restaurants with touchscreen menus.
- Laifen hair dryer - Who gives AF its a hair dryer. You can get cheap chinese blowers with more power
- Laifen Wave toothbrush: (0-9)/10 Just a standard electric toothbrush with AI features. Rating depends on how healthy your teeth actually become from this brush.
- Rokid Ai glasses - Lame, worse than VR and AR glasses that came out years ago. You cannot watch TV or videogames on the Rokid Ai glasses. Unsure what to rate since they could be useful on a vacation where needing to translate foreigners. But this is old tech that already was here before last year
- Ugreen AI powered data storage - just seems like chinese spyware, not rating it
- Ugreen security camera - Mild upgrades and could be chinese spyware, not rating
- Ugreen USB chargers - who gives AF, old technology
- Dashcam - Supposedly an upgraded Dashcam. Society needs this because most dashcams sold online are 5 or 10 years outdated. Linus did a video on this. I’m not giving a rating because this tech should have been here 5 years ago, its like a win at the Special Olympics.
- Air duster - just another copy of cheap chinese air dusters that have been here before last year, not rating.
- New Samsung laptop: - Has some cool Ai features that increase productivity and ease of use. But AI powered computers seem like creepy spyware, so 0/10 possibly.
- Smart picture frame: 0/10 strange and unnatural. The whole point of a picture frame is to be static and unchanging, not randomly changing the pictures every day. Second, the picture quality of a digital display is going to be inferior to a printed picture.
- Portable monitors: (2-9)/10 - kinda based but old tech already. Rating depends on how rugged and robust this is (drop proof, scratch proof, waterproof etc.) As well has how many nits of brightness (Can it be seen outdoors on a sunny day?)
- 5 minute guitar: (3-10)/10 Could be good, would have to test in person.
- Etherion max USTP - Not rating is a projector, old tech from the 1900s
- Smart fitness gym workout - old tech we already have gym workout machines with displays from years ago. Nobody has room for that in their homes either, they should have made a compact version. People can just buy a cheap Wii Fit balance board and its small and compact. And its better to buy VR and get more exercise and fun from doing VR, and gives you more space in your home.
- maono microphone - not rating, 1900s tech. its a microphone for vloggers and podcasters, meaning it might not pick up non-talking sounds well. That is not what we need. What we need are ear-identical microphones. The microphone i need is a microphone that is exactly the same as a human era so we can have bionic ears.
- mini Ai supercomputer: 10/10 based runs ai locally no cloud.