The Lovely Shyster

Where is she?

A

I know she was starting a whole new business of her own, she might just going through some sort of life thingy.

Speaking of, where is Dr. S? Not that I really care…

I miss her too.

I remember something about her starting up a biz too… and if so she will be very busy.

ilovephilosophy.com/phpbb/se … or=Shyster

Apparently she last posted in March, but I seem to remember a recent post, I mean in the last couple of weeks. I could be mistaken.

I miss her too. She wrote many a jem.

I assume she is off somewhere slapping a chained porn star with a leather whip in front of a camera, since consumers of fetishism everywhere, confused and perverted in their sexuality, find it easier to sit at home and whack off, rather than clean themselves up physically and intellectually and pursue a productive relationship with another human being.

Supply and demand, I think they call it. So for every piece of dispicable trash that wants to use these metaphors to express their revenge and frustration on/with human sexuality, there must be a provider.

I guess this is what “Shyster” does the best.

Sounds a little 19th century. Is fetishism exclusively the result of flaws? Does every unfashionable variation in human sexuality qualify as a disrespectable deviation?

Objectively speeking, sex should:
Be a good work-out for the reproductive systems,
Not bring disease/damage,
Make more healthy babiez.

Subjectively speeking, anything goes.

I see media sex as a capitalistic, pepsi-like, mass-produced product, also.

Consumers say: “it’s great!”.
Non-consumers say: “nothanks.”

Despite how logical/efficient your suggestion is, detrop, it is not very liberalist, if ever enforced… I’d hate to admit it, but I think liberalism is basically the “best way”, even though many people abuse-the-hell-out-of their freedoms.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_fetishism

Oh well if the Wiki said so…

As an ardent fan of ladyboys, and filthy behaviour in general, I see sex as less indicative than Freud would have us believe. It’s a hobby to indulge in as much as you do any other hobby, and with similar restraints and limitations. Not to be confused with love or loving relationships, unless you also write poetry for your golf clubs.

Cue puns about golf clubs and penis size.

and ball washing machines

-Imp

I would also like to say that I believe it would be best if humanity stopped reproducing almost completely. This would help minimize how much they destroy other species, their environment and the futures of their children.

detrop may believe porn is rather low-brow, but I think it has less odds of taking away your children, turning people against you, perminently damaging your penis, or possabily killing you in your sleep, compared to the species known as “woman”.

Thank you gentlemen.

Whatever anyone thinks of Shyster’s choices I don’t particularly care. I’m celebrating her spirit. I value her philosophical contributions and her presence here, nothing to do with what she may or may not do for a living. My God, if you all knew what I have omitted from my CV the lot of you would be shocked.

Shyster is a beautiful woman.

A

Now you’re just being enigmatic - out with it! If there’s one thing I’ve learnt from soap operas it is that the truth will always come out, therefore it’s better to control the means by which it comes out. Indeed, almost all suffering of soap opera characters could be avoided if they learnt this simple lesson…

That may be so Door. But I’m not suffering. Now turn off that telly, it’s frying your brain.

A

Indeed, she is very pretty, as are you, LA.

Each of you, however, are subjects of particular class conscious and neither of you are to blame.

For you, the world is an egg-roll with mystic powers…for Shyster, a free-for-all.

Both of you are wrong. You are subjects of the backward masses. Unfortunately, at your age, an intellectual make-over is next to impossible, and would instigate a crisis of a lifetime. Just as Bob, whom has spent his life professing the doctrine of religion, lies in bed at night at fifty some years old, doubting what he had spent his lifetime to achieve.

There comes a point in life when it is too late to start over and rebuild one’s system of beliefs. One ends up “riding it out” simply because most of their life is over anyway.

But rest assured, you and Shyster and not complete tragedies…because you will die, and you will no longer be an obstacle in the way of truth.

If you two lived forever…my god, we’d be up shit’s creek without a paddle.

détrop,

You are projecting yet again. You don’t know who or what Shyster and I are, you are only capable of seeing as far as where your mind can project, you merely have an opinion based on your very own conditioning. I do not speak of physical beauty, that is your projection. For you to even tell me that I’m pretty is false because again you only see what is projected by your very own mind. You have no idea what my life has been like, what I’ve done, where I’ve been, you only see what I allow you to see, but you cannot really see because your mind is fixed on your own opinion. This is right that is wrong blah blah blah. If I told you that I have been a crystal meth addled dominatrix call girl, you would not believe me, because you think you already know me. You don’t.

A

I’ve always wanted to try meth, but I can’t find it for the life of me.

détrop,

Your will-to-self-destruction often tries to manifest. Enjoy the meth when it inevitably hurts you.