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I accidently stapled my finger when my car got run over by a garbage truck, while doing word associating on Meand JudasIjustgotourownURLonmyspace.com. The guy that hit me was a lottery winning American Idol. He asked me If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? I said "The cover of Vanity fair has a nekked Keiraand Scarlett Iwould be there Lock pickin.

your turn :unamused:

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i have never experienced boredom.

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Kriswest,

Shame on you! :laughing: :laughing:

=D> =D> =D>

JT

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I do not get it. Of course, that is nothing new, either… :wink:

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I accidently stapled my finger trying to attach the receipt of my recently installed bidet to my calendar. I also stubbed my toe terribly as I sat on the darn thing backwards trying to (well, nevermind). Anyway, at least I am nice and fresh for American Idol tonight. :wink:

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I don’t get the purpose of American Idol. Honestly, what’s the point of the show? Is it supposed to be a bizzare form of reality television.

I’d rather hear the original artist sing his own music, rather than having it desecrated by a bunch of people who are paid to pretend that that can sing.

But, obviously, I’m the minority in this group… :confused:

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While introducing myself to , I accidently stapled my finger to the cover of Vanity Fair that has a nekked Keira and Scarlett. After this ordeal I sat down to watch T.V. and American Idol was on. Quickly, I changed the channel to the Cartoon Network to brush up on some of my cartoon quotes. Then, I went to my computer to look up lyrics to a few songs and went to check out who the lottery winner was. Finally, I went to my lock pickin’ class and my day was done.

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no you’re not. i hate american idol. with a passion.

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american idol is karaoke night at your local bar televised…

and sometimes someone actually can sing and they get rewarded…

-Imp

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Russia has the best news: 15,000 Atheists in London rioted after. . . impending doom! Imagine this: George Bush raps with – American Idol – John Lennon! I knew this would happen. Why? Substance dualism from the pulpit. Crazed or not, you decide.

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As a stranger in a strange land there were street conversations:"overheard in New York City. It was This is why we shouldn’t keep giving these things to London. Being mean I asked "Do any of you have doctorates from Barnes & Noble, that is If you are litening to music right now? I heard a chuckle and was asked Have you ever learned anything here. Oops I said "Just for fun the Chaos theory pretty funny, Celebrities without Make-up…shocking and Why are the light bulbs red? Because, Shapes and forms.
C.G. Jung said there are Easy ways to make money with those my space page thingamajiggies. Then Vonnegut writes of ‘contempt for Bush’ . I turned around when I was tapped. I looked and bon jovi, what the fu… then the weather and crazed or not started raining my favorite drinks.
I then saw the Cartoon Quote thread Which asked the big philosophical question: Solve this puzzle; If you have caffiene then hell is other people and 28 Dec. 2004…13 months, finally cracked 1000. “Hey Tab,” I said look on the Movie quote thread, whats on your desktop background right now? the reply I only heard was; this is to let all of you know that; Is anyone into watching the Olympics? 15000 Atheists in London rioted after. That was all I heard.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Honey, I think you might be a candidate for a little ILP break.

Funny tho’! :laughing:

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I was thinkin’ the same thing Bessy… chuckles

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Gosh , this is my only escape from real life, you chasing me off? I spend on the average less then and hour a day escapin. Oh well, ravage the soul to perdition I will go count my toes to see if they still match my fingers :cry:

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Kris, am I crazed or not to call you kris? It’ll be the the greatest comedy thread in mundane babble since Pinnacle of Reason was finished becasue his car got run over by a garbage truck, if you not only connect the dots by thread titles, but also by posters. Just for fun. For example:

PhilosophyGirl had caffeine with James No.2 in wet weather. It belonged to a kind of street conversation. She said: “I accidentally stappled my finger.” He replied: “Oops.” She asked: “what is your favourite drinks?” He anwsered: “derlaydoo. It is absolutely gorgias. It drift me away like an impenitent shyster.” She complained as usual: “bon juvi, what the fu…” He sneered back with a xanderman look on his face: “Your mind is still so tabula rasa. What have you learnt from here?” She almost cried: “you are just being mean.” James sighed deeply, looking away into the gloam without knowing what to say next. Suddenly, he saw Quizkid running out of a public WC shouting madly: “solve this puzzle! Solve this puzzel please!” Now he just thought of something to say: “look, hell is other people indeed…” The fabiano look is now swept off her face, she is smiling like TheAdlerain again: “do any of you have doctorates from Barnes & Noble?” He weiled proundly: “nobody except me, not even C G Jung, and certainly not pheadrus - anyway, what is the big philosophical question that you were gona ask me?” She noded: “oh yes: why are the light bulbs red?” James lost his not exactly Jerry like patience again: “this is a centripedal farce! You should forget about complex things like chaos theory and just work towards the America Idol, if old gobo could won it, surely you can too.” She broke in a storm of wrath like someoneisatthedoor: “I wish you get run over by BMW-guy on your way home, and never realise your petty lottery winning dream, never!” James is by no means the apologetic kind of man like mastriani. He looks away once again, spotted comrad detrop, who is attempting a lock pikin. James recongised that it’s the undergroudman’s house. So there is no door. He gave detrop a shout out across the street with his punster delight in fun with words: “hey man, it’s no easy way to make money… you should at least try future man’s economics first.”

“Fuck off.”

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Uni,

This is your best post in months, K?

:smiley:

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My husband, Uni… such a kidder. :smiley:

Kris - eat your heart out - I loved it!

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I aplaud , very nice =D>

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Shall I submitte this as my joint in the competition? You’ve got taste siatd, afterall, you are welcome to call me Uni in the future. Speaking of which, I hereby grant the following posters the right to call me Uni. No particular order intended:

someoneisatthedoor, Bessy, Kriswest, Quizkid, Tabula Rasa, vortical, ANightAtTheOpera, liquidangel, lenore, Jerry, TheAdlerian, peas and quite, Fabiano, Mastriani, James No.2, detrop and of course, benny.

k?

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And any Nietzsche admirers.

Nobody mispells Nietzsche shalt ever adress me as Uni. k?