The mysterious water

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Happy New Year everyone! I thought I would propose an experiment for all in this new year. I have done this myself with amazing results and would like to share it with you. There is a documentary on Topdoc.com, with free documentaries on many subjects this post is on the mysterious water doc listed under mysteries. This is a great site and you should check it out if you havent already.
Now for the experiment. Thank your water everytime you come in contact with it, drinking, bathing and so on. You can also ask your water for miracles or anything you wish. I know it sounds a bit strange but if you try it you will see what I mean. Whether or not you are religious or of different faiths it does not matter. Water has memory and can be incredibly magical as it has created you! The philosophy in this would have to be that water wishes to live and through you, it does as it is very much alive. Try it for yourself and see what happens, I would love any all feedback on this matter as it can and has changed your life and sustained you! Happy water! Happy new year!!

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This isn’t philosophy, and there’s no thesis. I’m moving it to Mundane Babble.

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i once caught a leprechaun under a rainbow. then we had sex.

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Yeah? Did he enjoy it?

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No, he’s right, after I started bathing regularly in water, almost imediately I began to have more success with women, and finally got a job.

Amazing. Thank you water.

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What do you say to the water when you are drowning in it?

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Also, I wonder what Khalid Sheikh Mohammed said to the water down at Guantanamo Bay?

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no, it was his first time. i stretched him out. it’ll be better for him next time.

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“if you’re good to water, water’s good to you”

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how profound

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Thank my water? Do I have to mentally thank it or speak physically to it? Or make love to it? Do I have to thank it EVERY time because it is in pretty much everything and it could get tedious. Is water happer if it spends its life as purified water as opposed to a pot of urine? Does water believe in God?

Crikey, looks like ILP is going down the drain (easy pun)

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If I do make love to it it could get steamy.

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There’s been a flood of responses to this thread.

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One more for luck.

This idea has been watered down a bit.

Camaaaaan!

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“Mundane Babble” isn’t a demeaning enough Forum for this thread.

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Can’t believe nobody did any water puns except myself.

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If I could think of any, I’d be the first to dive right in.

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:laughing:

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Yes! That one was absolutely water tight.

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Nothing gets a girl wet like a good pun