The Myth of male privilege. Mythbusters Revamped

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Feminazis have corrupted the timeline by making males feel guilty about their privilege.

I will display a list of all the myths, and provide a counter, mythbusters style.

First Myth - Men have better jobs than women and have an easier time of getting jobs. False. Women can use their seductive charm to get any job they want! In fact, women have an easier time getting jobs like teaching, child care, social services, secretary, waiter, flight attendant, working at a store, grocery store, retail store, any kind of job involving human interaction they have an easier time getting. The only type of jobs men get hired more is science jobs because women tend to have less spatial skills. Science jobs are like 0.001 percent of all jobs, so the actual majority of jobs are biased in favor of women, because women are more obedient and people are comfortable with hiring women than men, also if a woman has kids they feel sorry for her kids and view her as a higher priority to give a job to than a male.

Myth number 2. Men have it easier in the dating department. If men have it so easy in the dating department, and women are so helpless to resist the charms of men, why is it that even rich guys hire dating coaches to learn how to get laid? Why is there a market for female prostitutes, but male jiggalos are not even in the phone book and male strippers are viewed as a joke? When a woman seeks dating therapy, its usually along the lines of “I dont know how i should feel about this relationship, does my man feel the love?”. When a man seeks dating therapy, its “i want a girlfriend because i dont want to die alone”. Feminists complain that men are sexist for not wanting to sleep with fat chicks. Okay first of all lets break it down. First of all most men are more than willing to sleep with fat chicks, number 1. Number 2, a chick being fat is a changeable condition, so all she has to do is stop being fat to gain the attraction! Whereas on the other hand, girls only sleep with confident guys, yet guys will sleep with non-confident and confident girls. So if a guy is naturally submissive or not confident, girls litterally want him to change his entire sexuality to please them! Thats a far cry from just asking some girl to go on a diet!

Myth number 3. Men have more freedoms. If men have more freedoms why does the man always lose custody of the child? If men have more freedoms why can men not manspread, yet women are allowed to manspread? If men have more freedoms why are women allowed to hit men but men cannot hit women? The only freedom men have that women dont is the ability to take off their shirt, and noone even gives a shit about that. Women are allowed to wear guy’s clothes, yet guys are not allowed to wear girl’s clothes, so obviously women have more freedom.

Myth number 4. Men are ruder than women. Usually this argument stems from men who catcall women or flirt with women or similar rude behavoir. But the root cause of this is sexual frustration, and it arises from the fact that women never take the initiative to flirt with men! If women actually bothered to be friendly to men and flirt with them, men wouldn’t feel compelled to cat call them all the time! So who is ruder, the cat caller? Or the group of cliquey people that treat you like you don’t exist?

The only male privilege that males have in america, is the fact they have bigger brains and stronger bodies. That is an inherent genetic privilege, males have next to none inherent social privileges in america.

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You missed a big one about flirting… It is sexually provocative and the absence of sex.

Women flirt WAY more then men do, they use it to lead on as many men as possible for attention… It has NOTHING to do with wanting sex from them.

The rare men that do flirt will ALWAYS have sex with who they flirt with.

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The way women flirt is a passive way, like the peacock. Actually the gender roles are a bit reversed in the human species, women are the more driven and flamboyantly colored ones these days. Women these days flirt in a masculine way, by actively showing their features flamboyantly, to attract arousal in onlookers. In the animal kingdom this is a male function but gender roles in sapiens are a bit topsy turvy.

Also, I think you had a bit of confusing words, I think you meant to say that males who flirt will always try to have sexual thoughts with who they flirt with, because there is no male (except in the movies) who has sex always with who they flirt with.

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Flirtation is mostly in the form of slightly exaggerated exuberance in intonation, facial features and body language… Sometimes it is more overt.

The point is that flirting proper is actually not something men do often, we call it “gay affect”, think of your average gay man, and you’ll know what I mean… Women basically flirt 24/7 in terms of these metrics to exude sexual provocation, it doesn’t mean they want to have sex with you (unlike the gay population, where it does mean that). When heterosexual men actually do flirt, which is hardly ever, they will not sexually reject the woman… Women sexually reject thousands of men a month that they flirt with… Big difference !!!

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the only people who complain about privileges are the people who don’t have any. sociology in one fell swoop. eat your heart out Karl Marx and spaceMax Weber

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um no that is a logical fallacy, and rich people complain about paying taxes

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In general, males have to make is through life arduously and females have it easy.
The toughest thing a woman has to endure is childbirth and that itself is transient.
A man’s labor is perpetual; a woman’s… ephemeral.

And this is why males are the superior gender.

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