How terrible would it be if a atheist became a christian pastor just because he had no other way to make money and because he wanted to make good with the religious fanatical women in order to date?
I know a guy doing this.
I believe his motto was as long as it pays exceptional money and it delivers the fanatical hotties he’s willing to preach any BS in front of a audience.
How easy is it at a day job in telling people to repent or go to hell in eternal damnation? ( Easiest job in the world and the funniest part is the people being told these things actually believe every word of it.)
If you can get rid of the sheople atleast prey upon their beliefs and cash in!
Does he like know the bible and Christianity pretty well so he can BS effectively or are the congregation not too bothered anyhow. I mean to pull it off I would have thought it would take A LOT of effort
I’m looking for work yet again…( Keeping the option of becoming a murderous raping stealing mountain man in the back of my mind as a safe guarding last option if all else fails. I’ll fucking do it too. )
He must practice every morning in keeping a straight face up on that alter every sunday morning.
That would be my guess anyways.
( Keeps thinking of all the christian women he is probally nailing while he tells them in their ear how they are holy servants of the lord in his service of sexual acts. =D> )
( Lucky bastard in how he abuses his position of power.)
Anyhow if you have ever been to a church in attendance ( I have unfortunately) they pretty much say the same shit over and over again. ( Easiest job in the world with power abusing benefits.)