The towns priest.

How terrible would it be if a atheist became a christian pastor just because he had no other way to make money and because he wanted to make good with the religious fanatical women in order to date? :evilfun:

I know a guy doing this.

I believe his motto was as long as it pays exceptional money and it delivers the fanatical hotties he’s willing to preach any BS in front of a audience.

Lmao!

You can cause more damage in the system than outside of it.

This is a GREAT idea…

However, I wouldn’t have the patience for it–I would eventually go crazy and bomb my own church.

…why not!

Is he hot himself though? or just hoping to attract hotties?

Tell me about it. :laughing:

How easy is it at a day job in telling people to repent or go to hell in eternal damnation? ( Easiest job in the world and the funniest part is the people being told these things actually believe every word of it.) :stuck_out_tongue: =P~

If you can get rid of the sheople atleast prey upon their beliefs and cash in! :laughing: =P~ :laughing:

( Can picture a atheist priest listening to Marilynn Manson after a Sunday afternoon of preaching absolute BS.)

In his free time apart from sunday services and religious hysterical counsels he is the same atheistic hedonist I group up with. :stuck_out_tongue:

I am tempted to do it myself. ( I could have some real fun.) :evilfun: =P~

( Making a living by tell superstitious BS repeatedly on a daily basis by cashing in on people’s existential fears.) :evilfun:

If I was making alot of money and nailing every faithful woman on the alter every afternoon I think I could grow to be patient.

( Imagine if you will…)

lol.

At least your friend is honest …

You could, but I don’t think you would! Anyway, don’t you already have a job to go to? [-X

:laughing:

Dude, I’d attend his services and probably laugh myself to death

What if you’re like Zealot and you just do it for power and respect?

Honest? Deceiving people for personal gain? I suppose honesty has taken on a whole new light.

Does he like know the bible and Christianity pretty well so he can BS effectively or are the congregation not too bothered anyhow. I mean to pull it off I would have thought it would take A LOT of effort

Pretty much.

Not honest to the tended flock of sheep for obvious reasons… :laughing:

Nope. I am unemployed again. ( Yay!)

I’m looking for work yet again…( Keeping the option of becoming a murderous raping stealing mountain man in the back of my mind as a safe guarding last option if all else fails. I’ll fucking do it too. :stuck_out_tongue: )

He must practice every morning in keeping a straight face up on that alter every sunday morning.

That would be my guess anyways.

( Keeps thinking of all the christian women he is probally nailing while he tells them in their ear how they are holy servants of the lord in his service of sexual acts. :stuck_out_tongue: =D> )

( Lucky bastard in how he abuses his position of power.)

:laughing: Not really. It has always been the same throughout all of history.

Some people just get upset because they lack the resolve to do such things for themselves.

He went to a seminary school for four years. :laughing:

Anyhow if you have ever been to a church in attendance ( I have unfortunately) they pretty much say the same shit over and over again. ( Easiest job in the world with power abusing benefits.)

Maybe this is how Christianity receives most of it’s bad rap, with people like your friend who undermines it’s direction.