Them Aliens (big reveal imminent in 2026?)

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Trump has been talking up the existence of aliens a lot especially in 2026. As of 7 May, a big reveal is imminent. According to US Republican senator Tim Burchett, a handful of underwater bases of non-human origin have been discovered, and in apparent association with these, some big USOs (Unidentified Submerged Objects) have been observed by radar, the size of “a city block” i.e. a few hundred feet long i.e. the size of an American football field i.e. circa 109 x 50 metres, travelling about 200mph i.e. approx 320 km/h (now would be a good time to switch to metric all of us).

Simply put that’s an impossible speed to maintain under water, especially at depth, the pressure and resistance would stop a bullet’s lethality after a few feet if shot down into the water (i.e. losing lethal velocity after 2 metres).

Apparently them aliens can also shoot out of the sea and become UFOs in fact l prefer to just call them UFOs.

According to Senator Burchett, nuclear subs and warships have been switched off by electromagnetic interference from these objects. Shadow figures have been seen among actual nukes onboard military craft.

However, Senator Burchett claimed he never lies (unless l heard wrong) and he has a drawling Sothern country accent. Seems a tad theatrical. I can’t shake that l am an ordinary person who can’t change a thing, yet l’m privy to all this info. That indicates the info is just the usual flim flam that comes up from time to time to alleviate the pain of being alone in the cosmos (because frankly there aren’t enough stars in the measurable universe to give rise to life by chance and seeing as we exist, that’s it, you won’t see that twice, at least not by natural law). Also, as per Lord of the Flies, the warlike ones like a good alien monster to scare regular people with.

Do you think any of it is real? Will this come to a head soon? I’ve seen lights in the sky a few times, tiny points of light (no features discernible, certainly no wings or landing lights etc) moving along irregular courses, clearly extremely high up (unsure how altitude is discernible but we just know don’t we?) therefore clearly moving quite fast. I’ve never seen them accelerate to high speed, just seen them move in aforementioned irregular circuitous routes.

EDIT: Adding “Vast of Night” incidental music -

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Is see lights moving very fast across the sky every clear night. They are called satellites. Space litter.

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Added emphasis …
Gimme some credit puhlease.

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Oh. Must be alien UFOs then. It’s the only possibly explanation :smiley:

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I never said it was aliens for sure. I’m talking about courses such as like a moth in flight. That kind of circuitous and irregular.

But you haven’t seen it therefore it didn’t happen.

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Just release the files already.

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Soylent is GREEN PEOPLE

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Where did I say it didn’t happen? Drones can change direction really quickly. So can birds. It’s impossible to tell how high up something is without a point of reference. I’ve found that people don’t want explanations, in fact possible explanations seem to annoy them no end.

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I was seeing these things before and after the drone era, since way back in the mid 90s, probably before that in the 80s if l recall correctly too (always when gazing toward the celestial pole).

As i say, you can tell when something is very high up. Unsure how. And why would someone be flying a drone about at night?

And why would a drone be flying about like a moth (albeit a bit slower from my memory), that kind of erratic motion?

And why would a drone not have flashing lights when doing it, always just a point of light?

etc.

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If someone had been witnessing an alien invasion you would think they would remember which decade they (alone) started seeing it.

You do realise that millions of people all over the world have their eyes trained on the sky every night don’t you? Have you ever bothered to try and find out what these lights are that you seem to see on a regular basis? Birds can reflect moonlight and ground sources of light. They can also fly very high.

But of course your mind is clearly made up. No mundane explanations are going to interest you.

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  1. I did not state l witnessed an alien invasion
  2. I had no clue what l was seeing and it wasn’t that auspicious to look at
  3. I have recently seen a YouTube commenter state that anybody can see UFOs by just staring at the night sky. Took the words right of my mouth. Odd how l was thinking the same thing. Clearly someone agrees. Oh and in one town l lived, l had a friend who regularly saw them too, whereas l did not. He blatantly thought l was one of them btw LOL. And here’s where it comes full circle: I once took a big telescope and drove to a place far out of town with him and we did indeed see a point of light at the celestial pole! With the naked eye as l recall, l couldn’t track it via astronomical reflector telescope - too narrow a field of view.
  4. I was talking about a point of light. Not a bird. I know the difference. Even if a bird were hunting at night, it wouldn’t be so high as to become a point of light to my eyes.
  5. Birds in moonlight? Whuh?
  6. Only a small minority of birds hunt at night and they are not highflyers. Sorry.
  7. Your excuses are madeup. See above.
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I rest my case.

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The jury finds for the prosecution.

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I just came here to post this since this thread was closed:

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plausible

15 characters/aliens

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Inappropriate use of “Dank Alien Bud” meme

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Choose your alien fighter.

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You should misappropriate this dude’s moves:

Or run the cat program appropriately.

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OK so the first tranche of declassified UFO / USO / UAP (and the rest of the rainbow) is kind of what l expected. Pixels.

It’s possible they actually look like furry pixels.

You have Arcturans all wrong, they’re meant to be something we’d step over our own mothers for - not an industrial accident. Lyrans look a bit madeup. I want a Nordic and Pleiadian spacegirl fighting over me in the arena of death. Sirians … facepalm. Mothmen … is probably the only real thing in this motley crew. They’re not nice, avoid if possible (think l’m joking?)

Even if real, they’d never be able to impeach him. As for that sexy beast, it would have the dubious distinction of being in both Epstein and UFO files. Nice hands, btw.

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Booo l don’t have FB (i refuse to share a platform with extremists and liars and duckpouting females).

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