Sorry I edited this too much and it took way too long. I give up. there is no structure, only vague sarcasm. brainstorm!:
I am a welfare loser who can not possibly exist without the help of the government. My life is nothing more than a caveman’s without them. I kowtow desperately and pathetically before my master Obama, who promises me a utopian future of everything being perfect within the next 6 months.
I currently sell my manual labor to a company that requires me to keep track of small computers at restaurants that are used to read the ID cards of college students with meal plans.
This business can not exist unless somebody built roads. I don’t actually use roads in my daily walking and typing between a few cubicles, but let’s just say, some parts of the business wouldn’t exist unless roads were there. Also we need the internet i think.
We need the roads for students to drive to restaurants in order to spend money at them. If our small company had to build the roads ourselves in order to get commuting students to those restaurants… well… that just wouldn’t make any sense.
Who built those roads? Good ol’ Uncle Fascist Communist Hitler Freedom-Hating Tax Man.
He sent police to your forefather’s house, beat the crap out of him, took a portion of his money, imprisoned him for a short period. They then used that money to mine small rocks, refine them into an asphalt-like substance, dig very large amounts of dirt, dispose of that dirt (onto your forefather’s front patio), place the road substance into that ditch using large, rented machines, smash the distantly mined rocks into a flat surface using other expensive objects, also the paint must have cost dozens of dollars.
The internet was also a government program, founded and created from scratch by Al Gore, or probably some other excellent government employee. ARPAnet it might have been called. The Mark-number something was also an excellently over priced piece of machinery that probably wasn’t needed to calculate artillery trajectories during ww2.
That ‘computer’ cost one quadrillion dollars before calculating inflation. What private company would spend this?
The only full size highway that I have heard proposed (I guess there’s some I haven’t heard of) was a big one from central texas to somewhere into mexico. This highway would obviously be used primarily by the local texas merchants to import goods from desperate, injured, polluted, exploited mexican workers for sale to careless american consumers at super great profits! The local college restaurants that i work with would need a very different fund raising campaign for the millions of dollars required to build a road to a college so that I can work at my business. 1% interest is less attractive after only two googleplex years.
Also someone needs to build roads that allow the existence of the other sorts of professions that exist. The roads for mine probably cost a few hundred million. I bet there are at least two dozen other reasons for building a road. And they are just not cheap.
Where is the balance between government programs that are wasteful and those that aren’t? Should we decide the placement of individual government contracts on this balance scale based on how many people besides those directly employed by the contract benefit? In other words, a contract sent by the government to a road building firm is good because it benefits many besides the actual road builders (like tech support warehouse data entry economics majors). Illegally, inexpensively (by american standards) manufactured mexican products: less so.
Free market investors want short run returns. A local neighborhood program can get away with costly long term goals because neighbors trust eachother. I don’t trust war or taking advantage of trade with countries with less expensive labor safety and environmental laws, but I do trust that many other government programs are focused more on intangible benefits that don’t show up on the profit line than Any Publicly Traded And Scrutinized Company Can Be. A company that has good goals is either small, has a PR department, or is rare.
My company isn’t charity and I don’t really want to work for one. I want to bring a service that people are willing to pay for. To make such an opportunity, we need to steal from hard working americans at gun point to build roads.
Pay your taxes, we need roads. You can not fundamentally be opposed to taxes unless you hate roads.
Only taxes can bring about as much non profit activity as we Already need. Welcome to socialism.