Bess, How bout this… I’ll find you a couple and see if you like any of the ones I pick, but otherwise… just go to google images and type in anything really
Whaddya think Bess? Fancy any of those?
(I went with the housewife theme… but if you want music, or … other just let me know)
How sweet of you OG, but I am just not the Betty Crocker type. Frankly, I am more similar to this…
[size=75](except perhaps she might have a nice vacuum cleaner or bottle of Windex in her hand)[/size]
I can’t see the pic for some reason…
Anyways you’ll find one you wanna use… the tricky part is getting the picture to the right size, in both senses. Gimme a shout if you get stuck up on that.
riight click it —> show picture?!?
ah, now we’re cookin…
Heh, ok I think I know the type you’re goin for…
My techno-skills are so improving for an ole lady!
If you say so dude.
Congrats OG…wish I could mail you some BC bud to celebrate.
And Bessy…we must get together…you sexy little minx.
Hey, Ms. Shy… Dr. S still thinks I am a boy. LMAO 
What AM I going to do with that damn jock itch anyway?
Shyster:
You got it. 
New product on the market, delightfully named vagisil
Some people just don’t know when a bad idea is a bad idea
old product on the market… delightfully named window sill…
that should shed some light on the subject
-Imp