Do you not know any Jew lawyers who can help you launder the money? Like in the Wire?
When I hang out with minorities, I want the downtrodden ones. Not the lawyer ones dude. My lawyer needs to be…for civil matters…a crafty white man with no motive other than greed. For criminal matters there is an exception, a black guy from the top of his class in school, (he needs to be impeccably dressed and fully articulate).
I do have a few ways that I cover up cash. For instance, I might pay 10k in rent this year, to a friend who lists this house as vacant on her taxes. This saves her money, and let’s her hide the 10k cause no one knows about it. I never made it, I never spent it and that’s that. Another is that I will book a vacation, and pay only what I have to on a card. Usually that’s just a plane ticket, or a cruise fare or a hotel room. Anything I can pay in cash I do. So if I get audited and the IRS is like…“how did you pay for this”…I can say, “it was only a couple hundred bucks”. They don’t know about the money I spent in the bars, or on the hookers or trinkets from the gift shop. They don’t know I paid cash for the submarine ride or the zip line through the jungle. There is no way for them to know that I paid $200 to ride a horse through a jungle then off into the ocean in a white linen suit with a huge sombrero…unless they see those ridiculous pics.
You know in Curacao I can pay to ride a fucking ostrich? If I’m sober when the time comes…I’ll do it and get someone to take a pic…which I will post here. I’m not promising anything though.
The lawyer doesn’t have to be Jewish, of course, they just usually are on TV shows.
I think it’s a stereotype that a lot of people on a lot of tv shows are Jewish. I’m not sure if it’s true…but if it was…then it would reinforce your theory.
I’ve only hired a lawyer once to sue a person. He was caucasion…but he might have been Jewish too? I’m really not sure how to tell so much. I mean…really. Most people in this part of the country are either bred with their own immediate family members, or are the descendants of slaves. I think it’s referred to as a “homogeneous demographic”, here on more than one occasion. Interestingly, there’s a ginormous university that sits in the middle of the city, and it’s doing the whole “diversity” thing, so you’ve got about a 75 block area where you find something like 80 countries represented, and not just in a trivial way. I went to school there, and have always lived in the city nearby, and I’ve never been too far off the interstates in this part of the country otherwise.
You know man…this stuff I have right now is called white siberian. It’s from dinafem breeders and it’s a white widow x ak47 cross. I go through a pretty fair amount of high grade weed with variances in effect across the spectrum, and I’m gonna go ahead and say that this shit right here is some of the most potent marijuana I have ever smoked in my life. I usually smoke from when I wake up until I go to sleep. Not huge blunts or large amounts all day, but steady maintenance until I need the nightcap. I can’t do that with this shit. It makes me drive past my turn, forget what I was just saying, ramble more than usual. Conversations in my living room are just dropping off mid sentence and shit. It’s confusing. Some confusing weed. Next strains coming are dinafem’s moby dick, and THseeds’ MK ultra. Can’t wait. I need something that’s got more of an “up” high to it. Taking all these naps and stuff is messing up my sleep schedule badly.
So… we got out of the black cab at the Barclays cash machine on Kings Road and the guy before us said he was really feeling my pal’s outfit… which consisted of pyjamas slippers and dressing gown, so my pal said thanks… with his hands proudly on his hips, and I then said that he was dressed like that because we’d been having hot sex all day and he couldn’t be bothered to change… at which point my pal and the stranger and his girlfriend all stopped and stared at me in disbelief, and after a well-timed pause I say I’m just kidding but wasn’t it funny…
It is possible that there’s just a surplus of Jewish actors and that the fact that EVERY lawyer and EVERY psychiatrist is played by a Jewish man is not intended as any kind of comment on or reflection of real society. Most of the Jews I know are right hippies, to be honest the hardworking professional Jew seems to be something of a rarity in the UK. Then again, most of the people I know are hippies, so…
Dude…you’re a hippie? There’s lsd in my freezer right now. You know between the ages of 15-25, I probably took hundreds and hundreds of hits. I also have seen the grateful dead 2 nights in a row. I hang out with people who have dredlocks. Even dated a girl with em. I know those are mostly esoteric things, but its the tip of the iceburg. I’m down with some hippie shit. You should let me crash on your couch. I’ll burn some sage or something.
I am a hippy, but you need to let go of this fantasy about crashing on my couch and move on. As I say, there are many fine hotels over here. Well, there are some fine hotels, and a lot of mediocre ones, like the Travelodge.
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Busy making 100s on eBay by selling clothes shoes and bags that I barely/never use… Instead of giving them away to charity as per - I might open an eBay shop… but what to sell. 
Another tea, then cardio and some weighted lunges n deadlifts, yay! 
I listed advice on eBay once. No bidders.
So I bought new luggage yesterday. It’s strange. Every time I’ve gone anyplace ever, I’ve always just used a duffle bag. Then I got a chunk of luggage given to me a few years back, and it kind of sucked but I used it anyway because I couldn’t justify getting a nice new hardside one because I kind of already had this other one.
Well…it’s gotten pretty thrashed, and I happened into a stack of loot recently, so I stumbled into a Macy’s and got a suitcase that I think can stop a bullet. Good luck busting my shit TSA. You’re gonna need it.
8 days until the first ship sails. Hitting the road in 4.
Booked another cruise to jump on right after I get off this one. So on the 15th I’ll be headed to Key West and Cozumel. This is starting to look like a 28 day vacation. I’ve been needing the rest.
When I was younger I would hang out with a lot of stripper types, particularly in the Miami-Dade area. Down there those businessmen throw lots of expensive shit at those strippers. SO…it was relatively often that they’d get those prada bags and louis bags etc…and I would help them sell the bags on ebay so they could pay rent and party without having to work very much. It was a win-win for everyone except the suckers trying to trade bags for sex.
I demand you post a daily photo diary of your trip. If and only if you do this will I agree to meet you when you visit my green and pleasant isle.
I think it’s outrageous. The TSA are allowed to grope you any way they like but if you got your chap out and waggled it at them in mockery, you’d be arrested. It’s coming here too, this kind of ‘security’ theatre. I’ve seen porn films with less skin and less action than some US airports.
It’s doubtful that I’ll have any connections to any kinds of towers or waves or signals for about 3 weeks. BUT…I will definitely do a photo dump here and brag about all the fun stuff I got to do. I’ll try and make sure to get some up close shots of the prostitutes in Santo Domingo.
For now, here’s a few of my trip to Bermuda. Horseshoe Bay Beach. Amazing.
No takers for advice on eBay Smears…? what a surprise 
My goodies on eBay were bought with my very own hard-earned cash, but power to dem prossies ey? 
I’ve been seeing the world through different eyes this week, and noticed just how strange/nasty/weird people out there can be… I think I like my rose-tinted glasses to remain coloured rose. 
Gave up a Saturday of hot partying for filming instead, and was subjected to a Director who didn’t know what he wanted… why did I say yes to the role when my instincts were screaming no at me
Smears: have a great trip, you should be leaving soon. Magj show business is very tough, I know, my daughter totally got layered by it, she was on top of the world last year, then got ruined badly that she had literally to be rescued. But it was in asia, and I would imagine there in london, things are probably more tame. I tell her not to give up on it, but she is very discouraged, buts its in her blood, so I don’t know.
For the same reason I got one of these today. Because in spite of your good judgement, it’s something that you really enjoy and all that kinda stuff.
Egoism would be my guess. Being on camera means being the centre of attention. That’s why pretty much everyone who goes on TV goes on TV.
Is that legal Smears? That’s some toy you got yourself there…
No… I did it as a favour to the writer, but at my better judgement, so nothing to do with ego dude… remember, I’m not an open book.
Dude I’ve been the guy on the street bitching about my local politics on local tv about 10 times. For a few years I worked with this group of people who did a lot of film stuff. Then one of them got a job at a local affiliate of cbs, and since I was her boss at her other job, (she had 2 jobs), and she thought I was the man, when they gave her the job of assigning stories and dispatching reporters, I got to go on tv and talk about my super hot chicken wings that I was entering into a contest, and I also got to talk about how the police in my city were corrupt one time, and another time I criticized the installing of a fancy park in a blighted area as a waste of money because the demographic nearby is notorious for destroying things, and they places this multi million dollar park in the middle of an area where there’s a rape or assault about every 45 minutes normally. Seriously…if you stand there at night you will hear gunshots I’ll bet you $100 any time.
Right now, I’m working on getting some people to get their asses over here with my money. I’ve got this guy who received some funds and who was afraid that someone might try and snatch them from his account, so I’ve got about 3k floating in the air waiting to hit my paypal account once it clears. Should be today, maybe tomorrow. Probably tomorrow.
Basically, once that hits, and my friend who’s going gets his stack that’s on the way, we will get into the car and head to Florida.
I’ve got new luggage, I had my oil changed, I went and paid this pack of kids to clean my car inside and out…so clean that not even a drug dog could stop my vacation.
So I’m packed, I’m planned, I’m ready, and I’ve got a stack to take to the craps table, which is the only things I really…really want to do because I have no crap tables around here, (except the illegal ones, and there you can’t bed odds against the house, you’ve got to convince people to side-bet which is completely lame).
I also inadvertently picked up a smith and wesson m&p15 yesterday. It’s a fairly high end variant of the ar-15, which is the semi-auto, (civilian) version of the m-16. I’ve gone through a handful of these things in the past, but all the one’s I’ve had have been either sniper configurations, or infantry ones. The one I picked up yesterday is only about 35 inches long with the stock collapsed, I got 100rds of ammo for free with it, and it’s got the threaded barrel and the flash hider, so that I can sneak and shoot things and night either quietly, or without making a flash, (yes…I know how to make a homemade suppressor, but really no I would never do that because it would be a violation of the NFA. So I’ll probably just stick with the flash hider. It came with flip up sights that attach to the picatinny rail, and now I’m looking at whether to get an EOtech holosight, or should I go ahead with the Schmidt and Bender light collecting scope? It’s only got a 16 inch barrel, so while I can tag at 100 yards with it with some effectiveness, it’s really a short range indoor kind of combat rifle.
Maybe I’ll put the EOtech on there and go practive rolling around in the dirt climbing trees and shit and shooting metal versions of people testing myself for speed and accuracy.
Yes…that’s what I’ll do.