What are you doing? (Part 2)

Probably not the first time she’s done that, so she’s likely a recidivist.

What’s the difference between a female flasher and a male flasher? The female flashers don’t get imprisoned and serve life sentences on a sex offender registry.

Ya know, on a bad day, if i saw that woman in that stadium, i very likely may have abducted her in the parking lot, drove to the residence of the prosecutor who convicted me and forced him at gun point to watch me rape her.

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i dunno what pn is

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Back in the day when people first started talking about cloning phones, I was in New York and got a call from a New York number that I didn’t recognize and immediately thought my phone had been cloned. But I answered it and the person on the other end claimed to be from the David Letterman show and proceeded to ask me some random questions about that show. This girl I was in the car with knew all the answers and so they gave us tickets to a taping and I got to be in the audience. Kate Beckinsale was the guest this was back in the mid 2000s. I guess like a few weeks before i’d called that number at the end of the shows back in the day where they’re like “if you’re going to be in the area call this number for tickets” and sure enough there I was and I got the tickets.

Moral of the story is that your phone probably wasn’t cloned.

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I shook my junk on bourbon street and got some beads once years ago.

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@Mr_Reasonable

Cloning people’s phones is a tricky process. Only people that have those technological capabilities are FEDS.

It’s not something your average person has the means to do. Requires a high level of technological sophistication and precision especially for today’s touch screen cellphones.

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I tried a regular chatroom for a couple days, but every time I started speaking, someone would make a comment on my race. I guess I haven’t been using social media for a while now, so forgot to brace myself for that. I’ve been a little melancholy lately, thinking about all the ways I’ve been treated as sub-human throughout life. Even my job made me try harder than everyone else. I considered going to HR about it, but what’s the point. Anyway, going to eat and watch more shadows house

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Aw sorry. I go into chatrooms and can’t find friends either.

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I’ve got Illuminati Alters and drugs and happy pills if anyone wants any.

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What kind of drugs is that?

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Wild boar hunting with a crossbow. I just found out there’s no designated season and no kill limit if you can find private property to hunt on.

Preparation: Proper handling and cooking are crucial. Wild boar should be cooked slowly at lower temperatures to ensure tenderness.

Cuts: Young boars and sows are generally more tender. Older boars can have a stronger flavor, but they can still be delicious when prepared correctly.

Cooking Methods: Popular methods include smoking, braising, and making sausages. Many find that marinating or brining the meat enhances its flavor.

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@promethean75

Just be careful one doesn’t impale your leg with one of its tusks charging at you as they weigh up to five hundred pounds.

Also, their bite is pretty gnarly as well. If it doesn’t kill you it will definitely give you rabies.

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All the PN members are entering the second week of forum withdrawal. How many will make it through, and how many will break their imagined commitment to PN and end up over here?

Forum bantering is a way of life for these people. It’s not something you just stop when the bar you hang out at closes. You gotta find another one.

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..must they. :unamused_face:
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Rude.. disgusting.. tasteless.. and that’s just the women.

alright here’s what we got so far. pulled the hottube out, the railing down and framed the walls. tomorrow we’re gonna sheet the walls, set the windows and start the hardiplank siding. either the floor decking will get torn up by my indentured servants (I don’t do dumb labor anymore) and then I’ll lay subflooring… or owner will have flooring of some type laid right over the decking if he decides on something that will plane with the existing floor of the house.

rabies? Are they safe to eat?

Surely you jest?

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@futureone

You can get rabies from lots of wild animals, wild boars included.

Yeah, they’re safe to eat and delicious once you cook the hell out of them over a open fire.

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ai said the odds of an American wild boar having rabies is nearly 0

“This strongly implies that the real-world probability for any given encountered wild boar being rabid is extremely close to 0% in practical terms, but not literally zero, which is why any bite or saliva exposure from a boar still needs to be evaluated by a medical professional under standard rabies-exposure guidelines.”

Not something i have to concern myself with anyway, since I have no private property in which to hunt them on in the first place.

Never to worry. I will fell the beast with my blade if it comes down to hand-to-tusk combat.

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Phaze 2 of the ghetto slum-landlord rental home expansion project. Tomorrow I’ma finish the siding and do the soffits. What was a back deck will become two independent unit rooms divided by a partition wall. He’s tryna cram as many renters in that sonofabitch as he can… and I’m the man who can help em do it.

I had to slow the video speed by 25 percent so you can see what I’m doing. I’m too fast for the naked eye, otherwise.

What should be enough to launch the world into a violent revolution has become so ordinary that none of the zombies suspect anything is wrong.

It’s so absurd i don’t even know how to describe it. When whether or not you get blown up by a Russian missle tomorrow afternoon depends on what transpires in a personal phone call between two useless bourgeois parasites… whether or not one of em can talk the other one down, etc. You have no say in your fate… it’s all up to these two clowns haggling each other.

Just this fact alone… forget about the other one thousand reasons why this world should be burnt to the ground and started over.