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Less is more..
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I recently responded to an ad in which a gay white fellow was allegedly seeking BIG BLACK COCK. This of course piqued my scientific interests and i attempted to engage the fellow experimentally. I may, in fact, be able to cure him of his insatiable desire for BBC through deep ANALysis (nice pun), by which i metaphorically sodomize him with his own latent self-contempt, make him heterosexual and perhaps even a militant homophobe as all men should be.
Me: Iām a black guy technically but Iām so black itās like Iām purple. You know those African warlords in the movies that are always sitting in tents trading machine guns for drugs? Thatās me. Is that cool or are you tryna getāa light-skin n*gga?
Him 1st email: I want a BLACK AFRICAN DICK IN MY MOUTH.
Him second email: Iām a white male 49 6" 220 and Discreet and Clean i can host.
Him third email: [his address] home after 10 pm or morning.
Him fourth email: When can I meet you.
Me first reply: Hmm. Interesting. It could be that youāve developed a psychoreligious masochistic fantasy in which, through this form of self-inflicted humiliation, you redeem yourself of perceived transgressions, whether against some god or a karmic balance or what have you. I can only imagine such a condition could be psychological unless, in fact, you are a natural homosexual (hormonal attraction to same sexā¦ poor sods who are born and wired to be gay)ā¦ but then i would wonder why you would want a BIG BLACK COCK in your mouf and not something more manageable like BIG MEXICAN COCK or BIG TIBETAN COCK, for example.
Speaking of gayness. If itās easier to find and eliminate genes responsible for making gay guys than it is to incorporate new and rapidly growing sexual subcultures into societies that are traditionally and by a vast majority heterosexual, then it should be done to avoid problems.
Iām taking for granted that society is no longer able to produce homosexuals because all the cues are gone, capitalism is gone, and kids are no longer stressed out and confused during puberty when social conflicts are disrupting normal interaction with peers, etc.
All that would be left to fix would be the genetic end of the situation. We just gotta find the gay genes, thatās all.
The Rinvoq commercial. One of emās a chef and is in the kitchen handling your food. Think about this for second. A person with a raging case of Crohnās disease and eczema has got their hands all over peopleās food, and no second thought is given to it. Chefās full of smiles and flipping a fillet or something but when you look closer his arm looks like an iguana.
Whatever kind of world works itself out so that something like that is possible does not exist by design. Thatās just gross. Profane even. It shows how packed in, disgusting, crowded, and in a hurry, everyone is. Life is so contrived they gather in groups even if and when half of em are diseased.
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Yours or a job?
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Oh, uh, yeahā¦ itās uhā¦ itās one of my properties in New Hampshire, in fact.
Yeah the Ms. wanted me to build us a house for summer vacationing. You know how it is.
Looks like a bloody nice house. And no, I donāt know how it is 
Hope you post an update when itās further along..
I live in a postage stamp, but hey, itās good enough for now and the neighbours are cool.
Well Iām just the trim guy and donāt own it. I was bullshittinā you.
So I gotta do like 20 singles like this, a few random small sizes and several triple window deal where that top 1x6 header piece will run over all threeā¦ each not having itās own individual one.
I did one to show the owner an example but on a house this big you cut all your shit first*, spread it out and then run through with the gun one timeā¦
*you can trust custom homes like this to know the windows are uniformā¦ so measurements for one standard size work for them all. Do one, get the numbers and mass cut everything first.
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Looks like you gave him exactly what he wanted. You should let him know he chose the wrong windows though, no dividers
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Bro i been here like two hours, and Iām already in deep. Iāont even have my table saw either. And i did one window TOO?
In trim carpenter language, the picture below means $$$. They all know how fast you can trim a window but itās our secret. Home owners and newbs are like omg look at how detailed and intricate it is! How long does one takeā¦ like two hours i bet. Gosh!
15 min. I donāt even feel right telling you this because i feel like Iām betraying my tradesmen brothers.
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Nah, I already knew. Worked as a sparky for a while when I was younger, seen most of the tricks. But fukkit, you work hard and you deserve the money. Theyāre not paying for the 15 minutes it took you, theyāre paying for the years it took to learn..
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Itās planting season for lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, and celery at my job facility.
Weāre also planting apples.
Although this year as far as agricultural jobs are concerned has been slower than the previous one.
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Updating firmware on several firewalls. I hate it, if it goes wrong, then I have to get off my arse and visit the site. Luckily all good so far 
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Nice. Broās going for it. Heās gonna try to get away with not paying me a dime for the 9 windows. This is Godās man with the huge 2 car garage. But listen to the droningā¦ like a track put on repeat as if heās heard nothing Iāve said.
Damn I was banking on that money. Phoneās been quiet through December and my advertisement avenues are limited because the State will tell the site users that Iām a child molestor if I use them.
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But first, the situ.
Oh dear. I fucked up and quoted that job way too low and now Iām tryna renegotiate my price or back out and settle up for the nine windows Iāve completed. Hold on, iāma do a vocaroo and show you some dark side of human nature and how capitalism exacerbates it all.
Points of existential interests:
1. Prices can become and stay so outrageous for so long that non-outrageous prices would draw suspicion and distrust. Capitalism. Where honest craftsmen go to die or become horrid salesmen.
2. When the greatest attribute of the capitalist mode of production - speed and efficiency - works against the fast and efficient producers. A faster than ordinary producer will be penalized with disapproval if he produces the same as others in half the time but expects to be paid the market price.
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Yes, it is your honesty, and yes, that really sucks.
I have the same problem with under quoting, I keep networks and systems running, Iām not a businessman though, and often sell my skills way too cheap.
Iāve had clients like yours there, and they really are dicks, they confuse honour and fairness with weakness and try to exploit it, which means they are not only being dicks to you, they are basically being dicks to everyone else who could be getting a fair price. They bug the hell out of me, those are the arseholes who spoil it for absolutely everybody.
I donāt really mind doing a job too cheap, as long as the person is grateful when it all works and maybe puts in a good word with others. Hope things pick up for you bud, looks to me like youāre doing a fine job, donāt let the dicks get you down.
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Yeah but you may take it too lightly. This is serious shit, especially in my particular case (a compound situ you arenāt aware of), but in society in general. Itās a direct functional feature of capitalism. Itās a unique kind of exchange between people under great duress that isnāt just healthily competitive. And it gives people the opportunity to let shine features of human nature that should be offensive and unacceptable to any competent thinker.
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The times the filthy rich good guy whoās not paying me for nine windows was wrong:
- The cracks are too big.
- I told him to get too much 1x8.
- He didnāt count the 1x6 when he went to inspect the window.
- Heās suffering a loss by me backing outā¦ even though the painters thing was bullshit and he just got nine windows trimmed for free.
- I backed out of the deal because i was upset by him wanting to see a window, not because my price was absurdly low (and he will hold to number 5 even after he finds out just how unreasonably low my price was when he gets other quotes).
These are the kind of people that win out over the kind of people like me. It is as if the hegelian dialectical development of human excellence toward the stage of absolute perfection has been put in reverse. For neither the gods nor darwinistic design of an evolution would allow such a type to triumph against me. It would be like one of the greatest violations of righteousness possible on erf.
Itās the layer of irony i keep telling you that draws these dire philosophical conclusions. But not just the special offensiveness of the situ (my legal circumstances, my struggle for employment, how much i could use the work right now, etc.) but that this happens also to the asshole contractors and subcontractors all the time every day.
Itās isnāt just the conflict-terms unique to capitalism here, but the glimpse into human nature. What truly unjust, contrived, selfish spinsters can they be. And worse, these people can be the āmodelā citizen by all appearances. Double this irony by adding that the victim (me), in this case, would wrongfully be thought of as the worst citizen if a comparison were made between the twoā¦ and even after getting beat for nine windows by someone whoās a millionaire by comparison (or even literally for all I know). That the legal circumstances and the financial struggling are not causally related, the stacking of these two together produces a much greater crime philosophically speaking. Why. Because it opens up the relentlessness of proof against a benevolent creator. One cannot and wouldnāt blame man or his institutions here for this. This is too layered and can only be manufactured by a melavolent god or a Nietzschean universe. Itās simply too offensive to be possible under the direction of any god competent and with sympathy and good intent.
The story of Prometheusās chains is not just a colorful metaphor to express the anthropomorphic relationships between people and the gods (their drama), but itās a logical freudian slip revolt against the gods entirely because of structure of the conditions under which the punishment is administered. Itās poetic because we must side with Prometheus (the anti-hero) even if having to betray respect and honor for Zeus, but to do so would be to defy the gods. In both the Luciferean and Promethean story, there is intuition of a deep contradiction (that slip)ā¦ and this is what forces us to take the side against the gods. That pride, when earned, or an attempt to improve man is made, it is penalized. One finally asks why Zeus would allow such savages to exist without fire at all or why god would punish a superior being for its pride in the first place. A gratuitous blunder on the part of the gods is called out.
Perhaps it is all true, and Titan souls, whomever and wherever they are, have been forced underground of what has become an abandoned prison world of godās zombies. Those inferior mistakes of a clumsy and gluttonous god bored out of his mind and with nothing else to doā¦ so he sentences rebel Titans to live there among them. What happens matters not. Rather, itās like a bush thatās overgrown, but you donāt care so you ignore it completely.
Lotta philosophical stuff about fallen worldz and evil gods all through antiquity. Two types of thinker can have such an idea. The lazy piece of shit shyster bum who still has the audacity to think heās suffering too much so this world is fucked somehowā¦ and the superior type who has to live among this former trash type and be engulfed by them.
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