-people who argue (or complain constantly) about things they don’t understand (i.e. war, economics, politics, religion, etc.)
-people who lie when the truth would serve better
-most pirates
-golfers
-stupid arrogant little kids
-when you’re sitting at a red light and it turns green and red again before you get through it
-rednecks
-jeff foxworthy, bill engvall, ron white, and larry the cable guy. i know i just said rednecks. they deserved their own mention.
-people who vote for a politician not because they like him better, but because he’s their party’s candidate.
-racist people
there’s so many more but i can’t even sit here for twenty minutes writing a page of things i hate
those who oppose racism, sexism, homophobia, marginalisation, fascism, discrimination and elitism because they are too weak to do otherwise, not because they feel strongly that those things are wrong
political correctness
the UK entering someone from a foreign country into a competition where the only thing that distinguishes the contestants is nationality
People who say “I can’t” when they mean “I don’t want to”.
Liberals who insist on ‘discussing’ matters where they honestly believe no discussion is necessary. It’s a pain in the ass when everyone does it, but I don’t hate it unless it’s a liberal.
The word ‘pluck’.
Maggots, leeches, and any other worm associated with parasiticism or rot (more of a phobia than a hatred, I suppose).
Mobile Phones.
Cheese with green bacteria in it.
Yogurt drinks.
People who jump queues.
Lip enhancements (look like Goldfish)
Drivers who do not indicate…(Because the lane is a right turn anyway)
Women who wear tights…(Same as vests on men)
Cricket
Rugby
Crazy Frog
The fact that some actors never get a good film opportunity (Sandra Bullock, Van Deisel, Pierce Brosnan) Good actors with bad stories.
Tongue piercing.
The Internet. (For political reasons, like people can learn to make bombs on it)
I recently made a complaint to Ofcom (the Office of Communication - a Quango set up to moderate the media in this country) regarding the BBC’s shameless plugging of one of it’s own comedy shows (and a truly mediocre one at that) on one of it’s radio channels and I thought that in the name of fairness I’d e-mail a copy to the BBC complaints division. Having submitted my e-mail I happened upon a curious link - a search engine that allowed one to search through the BBC’s responses to complaints on various issues. There were no responses to complaints about political correctness. This amused me for a while but has left a real sour taste in the mouth…
Yoghurt drinks - you mean ‘yoghurt’? That thing that we’ve known for decades is good for your digestive system and hence for the rest of you that has been spuriously rebranded as some sort of life-changing miracle tonic?
I nearly assaulted someone (i.e. I only verbally assaulted) a man who tried to convince me to try a free sample outside a supermarket. It grates me seriously that the product actually bloody works (of course it does - it’s yoghurt, which we’ve known for ages is good for you…)
When people say something really boring or irrelevant. In response, I just say “Whatever!” dismissively. Just kidding!
I do hate:
when I’m told not to swear
Microsoft’s lack of cooperation with ODF.
When two people I genuinely enjoy get into fights
pop music
when people use no grammar when they have a long post
when people say something is “offensive”
sex education (it’s a fucking joke)
the way education isn’t really about education (it’s about recognition)
religious conservatives
social conservatives (usually… and I don’t hate them as people)
people who just can’t stand emoticons
cats
pet birds (they scare me… and it’s just not cool to have a pet bird)
that most tech classes teach things with programs that students can’t afford to buy at home
cars (especially hummers, and their drivers)
parking lots
people that are afraid of hell (nobody should be… if you do believe, then you don’t go there… if you don’t believe, then it doesn’t exist)
secrets, secretism(sp?), etc.
loud places (parties, races, football games, etc.)
people who use the word “evolutionist”
nihilism
non-standard keyboards (windows keys, not having insert/home/pageup/delete/end/pagedown in correct place…, also incorrect placement of F# keys
one button mouses
computers with no AGP or PCI-e slot
computers with no front USB
double-chocolate things (chocolate cake with chocolate icing, for example)
digital rights bullshit
people that act like they know about something but don’t, and know they don’t
broken seagate harddrives
syntax errors
the Windows registry
elitists
my “friend” jon (he probably talks nicer a stranger’s shit before he gives it a courtesy flush than he does his “friends”)
people who tell me not to swear (or who tell anyone not to swear)
that people are put off about nudity, especially public nudity
“American Cheese” (it’s disgusting… fake evil bad not-cheese stuff)
that Radeon didn’t make an AGP version of their x1800xt
homework (not really, but if I don’t stop listing things I hate, I’ll never get it done)