Do you like me? [-o< 
No. I don’t like people who ask that question.
Yes.
What if I asked if you like my socks?
Aw, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 
I prefer not to be challenged by direct questions. Of course, the real issue is what is your intention in asking.
What if I asked you the next question which I’m going to ask you?
I just want to be loved! 
What happens if random internet blobs don’t love you?
Love is all around
I will take my own life (what’s a blob?).
Even if there’s just one.
But in all honesty, I really like You, as a person. Take it for what that's worth.
I know you do obe 
, which is why I’m reconsidering taking my life.
A blob is a collection of data stored as a single entity. IOW people.
As someone who has been around here a while and finds a majority of posters either insufferable or uninteresting, I think you’re one of the good ones.
Aw, geez, thanks.
I have no ill feelings towards you. As for what I think of you, I don’t know if you want an honest answer.
Yes. Do you like me?
Yes I do, Stuart. Grill me with criticism!
Absolutely not!.. Just kidding, of course I like you.
Yes .
You’re a considerate, creative and intelligent person.