If you give a monkey two choices ten thousand dollars or one banana which would the monkey choose? Of course, the banana. It is in the nature of the Monkey to choose the banana.
Like that, where will bacteria show up by nature? I think they breed better in warm areas⌠My step dad said âthere is more bacteria in your privates because it is your âexitâ placeâ - I say, your privates are only warm when you are actually doing your business. Your mouth is WAY hotter than your privates most the time. Therefore, âit does not matter what you think is gross or dirty, what matters is what the bacteria like and can survive in.â
YouĂ´re human, so unless no shop were within a distance you could not cover before dying (assuming you had no provisions and there were no water or food on the way), youĂ´d be the stupid one.
How uncanny; doing a comparative analysis between Vivaldi and Korn, a young friend clued me in on this: youtube.com/watch?v=VntFEWF8I8A
faust, you have to watch that Kriswest. Trouble maker, that one.
By the way, there is a possibility I took the thing with your sister a little too far. It dawned on me she might be a lesbian and, well, thatâs hitting a little too close to your home (I have nothing wrong with cheap lesbians by the way).
Its almost unnerving. That was the first choice in my head word for word.
The problem with that is we are all assholes then⌠in one way or another someone or something parasitically needs each of us to live. I kind of was thinking also that we were akin to bacteria by wallowing in a global warming oven and being quite happy until the deoderant spray comes.
So yes, I am with youâŚBy the by, Sangrain and Faust, Why do I get the blame? I stand here in my little corner shooting spit wads out. Is it my fault people walk into the moist little wadded projectiles? No it is not, They should have ducked.
Have you noticed there are people stuck only on the material part? Bananna and money, and they seem to want to be the monkey
Well, faust, I just wanted to see how well you dance with your boots on.
Anyway, I am going to temporarily bypass that whole metaphysical voodoo going on between you and Kris at the moment and instead commend you this:
âFor the record, if I were a woman, Iâd be a lesbian.â
Well delivered, faust, well delivered indeed. It caters beautifully to the lesbain demographic making you a formidable candidate (no, not candida), while intensifying our understanding of your love for women.
While this confession seemingly caters to your personal tastes, I just canât help but congratulate you on how youâve beautifully covered the broader implications in one fell swoop, candidate faust.
As for Ms. I am holier than thou; has it ever occured to you that some poor bacteria canât afford to be assholes? That it is in their nature to be parasites?
