What is the worst way to spend eternity?

[ph0rk]

@LostGuy

I’ll through out a couple of canidates:

The infinite realm of greeting cards.

More seriously, Imagine you were put into a room with I don’t know 40 people. Then a man came up and said, “Half of you have been assigned a number, a very high number, when you fill up that many water bottles you will be relased to paradise. The other half of you have no such number. Here’s the bottles; there is the water.”

A realm of eternal hope- and if you are unlucky, eternal futile hope.

You, sir, have just described the puritan religion.

guh.

[Gobbo]

@zenofeller

i think heaven as it is comonly represented by christians would be the worst way by far.

Yeah seriously eh… imagine a world where you had no emotion, because everything was good always with nothing ever being bad. You would turn into a zombie.

I think a really bad acid trip for eternity would be pretty crazy cause I’m pretty sure I’ve seen eternity already in the cloud of a drug binge… so I’d say being in eternity and seeing eternity would multiply exponentially to approach some new… worse eternity of crazyness and despair.

But seriously… I’d say the worst way to spend it would be if you were teased sexually… but never allowed to touch your mommy daddy button for eternity… that would be bad

[ert]

I think it would be some guy with a video of your entire life who would go over everything you ever did and explain how, if you would have only done something slightly different here or there you would have lived 1000 times more happier and more fully, or how you could have made the world so much better, or what the witty comeback would have been to that insult in the 7th grade instead of the incredibly lame thing you said. To go over and over about what could have been if only…

Whenever I hear or think the words “if only” I know I’m in for painfully useless information.