What's a government?

It’s proven, lying involves more parts of your brain than does telling the truth.

“Government- Small group of people who [are given] special status of authority via a form of [common agreement or democracy] who [make policy decisions] in order to [appease] the majority all the while they [are humans, and succomb to human foibles].”

Both these definitions are specific to a certain ideal, mine the positive, yours the negative. Neither is the definition of government generally.

Crap.

They aren’t intelligent, the typical citizen is just extraordinarily idiotic.

Hence the randomness of our universe.