Who put the bop in the bop shawop shawop, who put the bang

in the ramma ramma ding dong? This, and other serious questions of wieghted importance.

Listen up, thinker bees . . . I’m considering writing a book of non-sense. But not like unorganized non-sense, you know, not james joycean finnegan’s wake, but something with a little more pattern, one with rhyme and awesome alliteration.

But here’s the key to it, the reason for doing it. I want the nonsense words to be hostile but in a frustrated release of humor sort of way. Think planes, trains and automobiles movie with very loose associations, and a bit of gib garb.

The opening line would go something like this . . . Big old bam, you slim slim slamma.

What would your impression of this be, a waste of time? Or would it be regarded as an experiment that failed, only to be resurrected as genius once I was dead and buried.

NO, I dont want to do this, it would never sell, sell, sell. But its a fun concept to think about.

Horray for creative expression in the marketplace!

Let me open up this thread for a random purpose. Go ahead, be free. I said, be free. Say anything. It will please me.

Children falling in fish tones, with dawning rant toast abruptly, not calling.
Feeding with spaces, rebuttled defaces, import until blue stays in rum.
humding, im um sinkling, brum, broom am crim slingling.

If the mods have any sense they will leave this here(in the philosophy forum)…sadly…

I cant tell you how much I love that. I dont like any poetry that leaves the reader confused, but as for jabberwocky humpty dumpty fell off the wall, I love it.

Please anyone, add more. A bit of randomness and part explanation will do us good.

yes?

You could always take classic poetry, say Blake, and put put it through online translations and eventually back to english and see what happens. :slight_smile:

I thought that’s what Blake himself did…no? :laughing:

Tyger! Tyger! Bright In the grammatic scaffold certain a member яние) from grammatic the certain member night What immortal a hand or an eye Can build burning your awful symmetry? In what distant deep or the skier the Stream the grammatic certain member fire яние) from yours eyes? On what covered to dare to endeavour it? What grammatic certain member a hand to dare to suffice the grammatic certain member fire? And What shoulder and what art, Can twist the grammatic certain member with

Hmm, not nearly as good as TertiaryMindset.!'s. :frowning:

Spling the splung dungus. Ew! said the gooey gobbler.

and who the hell made blake a special snow flake?

Wrath, up toward air bathing, unfill, bliss award to sin blanding;
junction rip, coward also blinking, salmon-head, afford in stamped.
Luck after fan-skimming, writ casted unend bending,…lark.
Bliss hats without shaving, denied blasted replied…uncaring.
Lolling blunted rapport staring, kill canned, infinity-ish(fish-rip)?
Distasting, prelude failing waned, fresh, as tuned railing. Blame!
Imply.

nice. fish rip made me laugh for some reason. whether it was intended or not.

Here it goes. short though

Cannot tame the tongue. Words became the weapon. What he said, it spread from head to head. A joke. But like a jingle jangle.

If my second word splurge was boring enough to have a title, it would be ‘‘fish-(un)rip;commence’’.
Come one come all!!! Regress forwardwise, for a malenky(homage) twizzle. Mischief soon moves to the Babble unearthment.

Y’know, this is best thing to happen to this Forum.

What’s going on in here!

oh just a bunch of stuff.

organize your organizer, while I repeat things repeatedly.

Enjoy! Like any good philosopher would.

Just learn Cockney, and write a book using it.

cockney.co.uk/
phespirit.info/cockney/slang_to_english.htm

I don’t have any flair for poetry.

Just uninhibitize your toenail function…become hair!!!

fuck poetry, just blather and get your stars out. The vibrations that we philosophers talk about are available in verbal form.

You can dance.

Yeah!!..what he said!!!

…krank symbol acrimony, blunder th(without the ‘‘under’’). all on today for over-lightening. Scare me, praise with buttered ice-cream!!!

Tyger! Struth! Tyger! Blimey! burnin’ bright In the forests of the night, Wot immortal 'and or eye Could frame fy fearful symmetry, eh? In wot distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of fine mince pies, mate? On wot wings dare 'e aspire, squire? Wot the hand dare sieze the fire, then, eh, mate? And wot shoulder, & wot art. Could twist the sinews of fy 'eart, then, eh, guv? And wen fy ‘eart began ter beat, Wot dread ‘and, then, luv? & wot dread feet, eh, luv? Wot the bloomin’ hammer, eh, luv? wot the chain, then, eh? In wot furnace were fy Michael Caine, then, eh? Wot the bloomin’ anvil, isit?wot dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp, then, eh, mate? Wen the stars frew dahn their spears, And watered 'eaven wiv their tears, Did 'e smile ‘is work ter see, then, mate? Did ‘e ‘oo made the chuffin’ Lamb make thee, then, eh, luv? Tyger! Struth! Tyger! Right! burnin’ bright In the bloomin’ forests of the night, Wot immortal 'and or eye Dare frame fy fearful symmetry, eh, squire?

But I cheat. :blush:

How do you cheat?

Dunder doose, the noose is tight. Can you please loosen? My undestanding is of a goose in flight. How dare you fight this goose gossage?