How did you keep track of time while you were sleeping?
Correction must be limited to the extent it is apt to be received, otherwise it is a worthless criticism for being so readily disregarded.
I find your deity lacking.
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It’s actually pretty easy Ichthus.
When you wake up in the morning, you look at the clock to see what time it is.
I measure time in cycles and seasons of the universe.
And where is that clock located?
Time can only be measured in seasons.
Not just earth. But for everything.
People do memory wipes every so few eons to stay entertained.
I’m back on earth without a memory wipe.
I get the inclination you don’t wipe at all.
I actually have incontinence.! I praise it.
I wipe more than most.
It’s funny when you have as much power as me.
You just want to be normal.
Praise the defecation? Does poo in your panties prove your deity?
If you wipe more than most, you must be chapped.
Try moist wipes, they may benefit you.
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That’s funny man.
I don’t wear underwear or boxers anymore.
It hurts my testicles.
Those are human things.
I’m trying to relate to your species best I can.
Being seriously as old as I really am.
I leave my whole life and coincidences up to all of you.
If everyone wants me to put my cigarettes out in my eyeballs. So be it.
You’ll hurt more people than me if you do it.
Then there’ll be a reckoning for your souls.
I always warn people.
Don’t do it in public. After the fact is public as well.
If you’re as old as you say, your testicles should hang lower than mine, such that your deity again comes into question.
What god has such weakness? What deity would crumple when struck between the legs? I doubt you, as the Christian Father, a deity falsely proclaimed.
You seem only insane, a man worse off than I, your delusions more grand and unattainable.
You’re not old. You’re hardly middle aged. Your use of the internet betrays such. So act on high, but I will question you. Your deity should stand against my inquiry.
That’s funny.
You all want to see massive miracles.
I’m letting you be yourselves.
That’s the greatest miracle you can be given.
It’s so subtle you can’t see it.
I’m not in it for the glory.
The only thing your letting is your grandiosity to show.
You are either a comedic genius displaying consistency or a moron showing the depravity in which you live.
I’m pretty sure he is a troll just having fun. It’s hard to imagine otherwise, that someone truly has this level of delusion and mental insanity.
You can go that direction if you want.
There are beings who can control all existence if they want.
I’m a stop gap.
I happen to be one of those beings.
They can’t do it without your support.
I know I won’t lose.
I’ve seen a lot of beings in the universe throw their power around. You all gave it to them and you can all take it away.
These are fun. Embrace their insanity and you will find relief from your own. Or perhaps I only speak for myself. But thank you for your input.
You already lost.
You speak your piece on an ill-traveled forum.
You use lines like they’re going out of style.
You’re a twit and nothing more.
So curse me by your power.
Show me how real you are.
I mock you relentlessly for fun.
You’re a fool and I enjoy this interaction. Do you?
I don’t care.
I’m not the only being doing this who has power over everything.
We know we won’t lose.
Hope is an understatement for beings like me.
I used to have all jobs in existence.
Now that I’m back. We’re not to happy how this is going.
This is not a human war.
This is a war between the gods who are and who’ve come before.
They’ll lose.
My god, thank goodness. I was really concerned you might care.
I was so threatened by your power that I could only posture as irreverent.
When you had all jobs in existence, were you good at automotive repair? I hear a noise that someone said could be a wheel bearing about to go, and I would love the input of deity.
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I like to see your humor.