I’d like to see:
Hitler on ecstasy 
Nietzsche on crack 
St Anthony (patron Saint of ergot victims) on LSD 
Deleuze on PCP 
Kant on mescaline 
Yourselves?
Nietzsche on a high dose of mushrooms
Dick Cheney candyflipping (MDMA + LSD)
Richard Dawkins and Daniel Dennett together on DMT
I’d like to see satyr smoke a blunt of dank weed.
Obama and McCain locked in a room, each on high doses of ecstasy.
Me on Vodka, I can never remember what happened when I drink it. Just how bad am I? 
Albert Schweitzer
Joseph Campbell
Fyodor Dosteovsky
Blaise Pascal
Soren Kierkegaard
Sergei Rachmaninoff
John Keats
William Butler Yeats
Keanu Reeves
oh, and that cute naughty guy -raaaaar- from Gossip Girls – not the actor, just the character.
all on my front doorstep
Now THAT would be hilarious…