bullshit all you need is a phone
having a phoneutria helps
but in the absence of any utrias
just a phone will do
sicario promethean 75 escolta a dos muchachos narcos en una carrera de reparto para el cartel los promolas
el queso está viejo y podrido
¿donde está el sanitario?
por el pasillo del piso de tierra a través de la cortina improvisada detrás del panel de madera a la izquierda
“… a Master Race, the future “masters of the earth”…made to endure for millennia - a higher kind of men who… employ democratic Europe as their most pliant and supple instrument for getting hold of the destinies of the erf.”
instagram is making me participate
in a chinese new year celebration
they started to show year of the ox shit in my stories
out of nowhere
i had to disable that shit
dafuk
So what do we do if by Jan of 2022 the economy/public sector is fully reopened internationally and masks are no longer mandatory anywhere? What do we do if by then no substantial market crash ever happened? What do we do if nobody is dying from the vaccine?
Are we supposed to just be like ‘oh my bad, didn’t mean to waste an entire year of your time at ilp with all the new world order stuff’?
Fuck that. When nothing ever becomes of the years 2020-2021 and everything’s back to normal by 2022, I’ll start talking about an even bigger, more sinister plot or something.
I’mma tell you what I wanna know. When high ranking officials involved in the conspiracy get their fake vaccines on camera, at what point is the real vaccine switched out with the fake vaccine? Like does the nurse (who is really a cell) do it?
I feel it is my obligation and duty as a United States citizen to stand committed to my conservative values and refuse to participate in the reckless fiscal irresponsiblity of Joe Biden and the Democrats.
I therefore refuse to accept the $1,400 check and will be sending it back to the return address immediately.
Thank you and good day.
hahaha ‘the fate of the frog men’
(guy’s like an equally sharp but much calmer John Oliver)
If any of you want to see shooter body cam footage of what happened here, click here you sick bastards.
WARNING: incredibly, incredibly graphic video content at site. Enter at your own risk.
Lol ain’t that some slimey shit… whoever designed the webpage where donations could be made to trump, purposely made the box for ‘recurring billing’ automatically checked, with the terms hidden in tiny text nobody reads. Don’t think the automatic continued subscription thing is by accident. Advertisement sites can do little shady shit like that and it isn’t illegal.
Now supposedly 122 million of the pseudo-fraudulent donation money was given back to unwitting victims of this latest grift… but I’d wager quite a few incredibly wealthy supporters didn’t even sweat the little automatic subscription trick when they found out. It’s these people the trump team of scavangers was banking on when they set the plan in motion and had the little computer guy design the website.
I just heard some prince died and I wuz like prince already died dude and he was like no a real prince and I wuz like yo they still have princes what year is this bro.
Wait is this for real? These idiots actually march around like that all day? And British citizens are paying for this silly nonsense?
Would you like some porn with that… link?
I saw an embedded link, called the human fleshlight. 
Just watch the videos I link to… don’t watch any other random ones because that site will permanently fuck you up if you’ve got any sense.