Reel bacon!? 
…that stuff gives me gut pain, from whatever they use in the smoking process.
Did you have bacon with that bacon, or just bacon? 
pop i wish you’d try the low fat bacon
well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other
and see which gets filled first
my mom used to say this all the time when i was a kid but not the bacon part low fat bacon is an abomination
“well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other
and see which gets filled first”
Burgess meredith would totally say that. That’s why you’d be a good writer because you can imagine what would be well said by a particular kind of personality.
nah the only thing i’m good at
is recognizing the movie reference in the vid you posted
and remembering another line from it
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This ^^^ will soon be a T-bone steak and sweet-potato fries, dinner,
served with a home-made salsa verde, of thyme, lemon thyme, and marjoram…
coz that’s the only herbs I’ve got.
The steak pan-fried and finished off in the oven…
The fries double-cooked to ensure maximum crispness…
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Oh yeah… and sipping on a Bacardi n fresh lime-juice spritzer, whilst I wait.
Ready in 5…
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The after…
please don’t eat the cat
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Not had sweet-potato oven fries since the 12th, so considering having some
with chicken wings or another steak perhaps, of which the cat helps me eat some of…
I’ll definitely be making chocolate tomorrow though… hazelnut & orange moulded-shaped pieces. 
Steamed mussels dipped in horsey sauce and Kung Pao broccoli smothered in melted mozarella followed with chocolate topped mini eclairs
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That sounds like something a pregnant woman would want for dinner, lol…
like ice-cream with pickles, or lumps of coal. 
It was quite the combo, delish!
i’m going to quit eating mammals for ethical reasons
I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they’re definitely dirty.
But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Then by that logic, if a pig had a better personality, he’d cease to be a filthy animal?
I know what I’m, not eating for dinner.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKZS4Jn6gRM[/youtube]
Fucking nothing. I feel too depressed to eat.
I had a banana during lunch and a cup of tea later.
Now it is almost dark and I know I will go to see scary things online later. I will be alone.
Usually when I take time off, when I[m by myself for some days at a time, I feel happy. Something’s changed or changing, my stomach is churning.
I won’t call my boyfriend because he will make me even more depressed.
Maybe I will watch one of the videos from a veteran who is now a mind-body specialist. He doesn’t talk so scared.