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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:20 pm

phoneutria wrote:I'm waiting...
:sleeping-boring: :sleeping-sleeping:

Bring some pepto bismol, I'm rather indigestible.


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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:26 pm

Weaker than this wait?
Where are the goods?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:39 pm

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:00 pm

Beautiful

But not as beautiful as Lyssa.

Didn't you say you were getting bored of my antics?

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Makes me think of you.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:05 pm

Makes me think of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhsY9B86SdA
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:07 pm

phoneutria wrote:Makes me think of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhsY9B86SdA


:P

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:08 pm

I remember when that group did that song live at MTV spring break. Pauly Shore was there. That's old school shit lol.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby iambiguous » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:16 pm

Sigh...

If only I could be one of the beautiful people...
He was like a man who wanted to change all; and could not; so burned with his impotence; and had only me, an infinitely small microcosm to convert or detest. John Fowles

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:19 pm

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:21 pm

mr reasonable wrote:I remember when that group did that song live at MTV spring break. Pauly Shore was there. That's old school shit lol.


I still play this every now and then for no particular reason because it's so damn catchy.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:23 pm



I have a friend from Barbacena who looks just like you, and he's gay too. So many coincidences. You and him would have the most beautiful butt children.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Ben JS » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:25 pm

:violence-axechase:
Erik's a big bully! :sad-pacing:

...also very handsome.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:27 pm

Ben JS wrote::violence-axechase:
Erik's a big bully! :sad-pacing:

...also very handsome.


A handome devil, indeed.

I love myself.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby AutSider » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:01 pm

Erik_ wrote:
Ben JS wrote::violence-axechase:
Erik's a big bully! :sad-pacing:

...also very handsome.


A handome devil, indeed.

I love myself.



I think that you really missed the point of that song :|

Then again, people are free to interpret it as they wish.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:34 pm

have a friend from Barbacena who looks just like you, and he's gay too. So many coincidences. You and him would have the most beautiful butt children.


Oh dear,,,,

Let me guess, you will make some slick-shit remark next about how I'm a coward right? Got to go after all the masculine values, yeah?

1.) Cock size
2. ) Sexual orientation
3.) Bravery/Daring

What will number 4. be?

You, truly, are one predictable lil' gostosa.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby imaqtpie » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:45 pm

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Told ya, told ya, told ya so. :evilfun:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:50 pm

imaqtpie wrote:Image

Told ya, told ya, told ya so. :evilfun:


How do we know you didn't just get that from google?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby A Shieldmaiden » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:23 pm

imaqtpie,

Are you Australian? You look very Aussie to me.
The man that walks his own road, walks alone

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Carpophorus » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:43 pm

imaqtpie wrote:Image

Told ya, told ya, told ya so. :evilfun:


Cute. Also, not you.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:08 am

Erik, has a woman ever voluntarily had sex with you?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Peter Kropotkin » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:13 am

mr reasonable wrote:Erik, has a woman ever voluntarily had sex with you?



K: I would guess that a successful night of sex for Erik is where the oil on his rubber doll didn't
get all over the sheets. It hard to have really good sex living in your parents basement.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby AutSider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:44 am

1.) Cock size


I bet nobody can beat my big black cock size. I'm proud of it to the extent of showing it to people the first time I meet them, right away. Some think it's an awkward thing to do, others ask me how did I get it to grow that big. It's partially, if not mostly genetics but good diet and exercise helps.

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If you like it, I can also show you some wet pussy :wink:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:51 am

Wow that is a big cock.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:11 am

It's making my brain spark like an old busted TV because steroids are supposed to make a cock smaller, yet this one seems huge. Gotta get that non-gmo organic no hormone no steroid chicken man. It's much healthier. Or something.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Wizard » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:36 am

Pardon the lighting, I live in a black hole.

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