Oh wow, you’re a bright one aren’t you? Oh wait, obviously not. My “existence” is not predetermined by whether or not my shank gets fellated.
Do have any concept or knowledge of how sexual conception occurs? It would appear not. No wonder the spread of STD’s is massively on the rise again, self-fulfilling prophecy at that level of understanding.
You know… one time… being nice did get my dick sucked.
It’s possible.
Everyone knows you’re the forum idiot. Please don’t pretend otherwise.
I [ahem] will put this in easier terms so that even you can understand.
Walking up to random women and telling them to suck your dick will get you into deadly trouble.
LOL, this coming from someone who seems to have little beside presumptuous opinions based on nothing factual or substantiated.
The obvious flaw in your statement; my existence is still occurring, so idiocy seems to be resting firmly upon your head.
What an easily dismissable cretin.
Sooo, it couldn’t be that you’re lying and bluffing no more than your usual and have never walked up to a woman and asked her to suck your dick for fear of being knocked out by the guy sitting on the bar stool next to her?
This obnoxious joke I know was introduced by a friend to a long time girlfriend of his. After about 10 minutes of chit-chat he had the balls to ask her what it would take to get her to suck his dick; he was soon kissing the wall.
That kind of thing would only happen if you were lucky and she didn’t report you for sexual harassment.
I’m sure the worst you ever asked a lady was to hold your hand, and even then you got turned down.
Oh both of you stop it, you’re acting like children.
As devious as it sounds, I HAVE tried it.
The end result was that I was rather bitchy to him and he apologized to me 
Oh that would suck, if my husband apologized to me like that I would have to take him to a doctor. A physchologist, there would be something wrong. I would rather be wrong than be handled.
You might think of seeing a counseler as a couple before marriage. I know some folks that have done so. Two did not get married but, are still very much in a good relationship with each other. The other couples did get married and are quite happy.
“How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad habit or other they tell us we ought to get over. Yet most bad habits are tools to help us through life.” Fritz
RU, I saw this program where this guy did yoga so that he was eventually able to suck himself off… just a suggestion! 
I’ve tried yoga; I’m just not a bendy person.
Plus although I am a little narcassitic, I’m not that bad!
You know me so well … LMMFAOROTFL.
Pathetic, deluded, fearful cretin, tell me, what do I look like, physically?
A naked mole rat with a tangerine flavored jock strap?
…holding a ham sandwich in its teeth.
in his hands he holds,
LMMFAOROTFL … Kriswest, it is not very lady like to expose a gentleman in such a manner.
How uncooth of you. =D>
It just seemed to fit so perfectly, timing is everything you know. 
:-"
Who loves ya, baby?
You want the ham sandwich luvins … you know you do. 
I’m glad I made this thread. It’s been very informative and so true–I love it!
All submissive women like to be treated like whores and all aggressive whorish women like to be treated like their frail innocent creatures who can do no wrong.
( Don’t ever remind aggressive whorish women that they are whores. They like to pretend they are not whores even though they are since they like to put up the fantasy that they are somehow different from all the rest. Which is just plain BS.)
(Indulge their stupidity. Indulge their ridiculous fantasies. Get the sex.)
If you remember all of that Realunoriginal you can’t lose.
That has been my expirience anyways.
And then sometimes you have your wild card women who are un-predictable where in those situations you have be rude and spontaneous to get anywhere with them. ( You have to be dominant and assertive with wild card women without any pity. )
Dating and sex is alot like Poker. ( It requires alot of strategy and bullshit.)
( I like to think of relationships as social gambling especially in dating and sex.)
And just remember like poker sometimes when strategy and bullshit doesn’t work in getting what you want there is always just random luck where things fall in your lap.
Now if you are deformed, disabled or just plain ugly I would fall back on gaining large sums of money because throwing money at girls is like catnip for schitzophrenic cats. But if money fails and your are deformed, disabled, or just plain ugly there is always rape to fall back on. ( Just don’t get caught, find religion, or create a conscious for yourself.)