Can Anyone Make Zinnati Smile?

I just saw his avatar for the first time, after Smears showed me how to put this site into desktop mode.

Anyone here good with any paint programs? I would like to see Zinny with a smile. And curly hair too. Maybe like, he can be made into a teletubby, put into thebteletubby world? I wouldn’t mind being put in it too, as a different teketubby.

I don’t have any pictures of just my head without a cat handing off it. Take my head from this:

Pic deleted from lack of teletubby photo edit.

And make me a separate teletubby. We need two more volunteer heads for teletubbies.

Remember, you gotta make Zinnati smile.

I have a feeling he laughs a good bit when he’s reading the site here.

I guess I’m the green or red due to how my head is tilted. Zinnati would be purple, best matches his head position.

Its like it’s a ID badge picture. He didn’t want the picture, but was made to have it taken. Once taken, he uses it everywhere. Its on the nightstand, framed, next to his bed. When he gets up, he looks at it.

On his desk at work.

Okay… two two tubbies left, who are they gonna be?

Who’s the smart girl with he glasses, turd? [totally obnoxious and unnecessary elbow nudge] a significant other? That’s not the chick who forgot the keys during the bear attack is it?

I don’t remember how to put pics on the net, all my pics alone have cats hanging off me, or dinosaurs. She us nobody, pic will be removed once teletubby pic is created. You should offer your head up too Zoots. We would only need one more after than. Ilovephilosophy.com can put it up at the top of the website, inside the blue banner, to welcome them, letting them know what kind of website they are coming to.

I would edit her dace out in that pic if I could, I just don’t know how to on a phone.

And she wasn’t that smart, whoever that person with a right to privacy so shall remain unnamed is.

Last time I offered my head up for an art project at ilp, my head was put on an animated disco dancer in purple leotards. Ask faust, he was there. They did the same thing to him, the bastards. They put him in and oversized orange polyester lapel, if I remember. It was horrible. I don’t even want to talk about it. I’ve pushed it back in my mind…compartmentalized it. I don’t think about it anymore if I can help it.

Where?

Somewhere in the ilp archives if it’s here at all… or its an outdated link and the video is history… or its on somebody’s hard drive. Faust might have downloaded it for posterity’s sake but I don’t know. This was over ten years ago. Like I said, it was very traumatic for the both of us. It might not be a good idea to remind Faust about it. Some things should be forgotten.

All I can see in that pic are the shrubs and a steel wall.

Oversized so the people are not in it.

Can it be reduced, I want to see what TF looks like.

No, it cannot be reduced. I don’t know how to do that. I bought her the most expensive camera on the market back then, and it picks up everything, including my Alaskan tan.

The pic isn’t about her, it’s me. Shit… I guess I should delete it, now, nobody seems interested in doing the teletubbie pic.

My description for Shieldmsiden:

4 feet, seven inches.
Dark skin, three moles under my eyes.
Dark hair, brown eyes.
Addidas shots, sandals, large cowboy hat.
I’m sitting on what may be a woman’s lap, my feet dangling off the ground.

This isn’t going to make Smears your BFF now, is it? :open_mouth:

And this is no guarantee but you can try leaving ILP. You know, for good. That might bring a smile to his face.

Though, for most of us, of course, a great big frown! :wink:

[b]TF wrote:

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That hurt, that really hurt me, especially since it is fairly accurate.

Your not a nice person.

youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

I don’t know what you look like.

Honestly… the women here are always about the looks. All that matters is, I’m ugly on the inside.

Oh wait… you think that is my description of You? No, it’s my description of Me, for You. Its why I’m sitting on someone’s lap.

Now I know your a midget Micronesian. Found out purely by accident. Never saw your picture, I was pretending like it was me.

Yeah I did!

That’s what freaked me out!

The accuracy, scary stuff. HA

If you post a pic, Ill post a pic.

HA

You need to stop being a Nazi Micronesian.

Hey quit the criticism, my friend took that pic, got photographer of the year for it.

Now let us see your muscles.

No, a real pic of you, not something off a nazi hooker site.