John wrote seven letters to seven churches of Asia Minor, (present day Turkey). He was told to write of “the things that you have seen, those that are, and those that are to take place” and although these were appropriate to the current time period of John, they are also messages to seven distinct generations of the church. The Laodicean church was the last, (those that are to take place). It was described as lukewarm, smug, and self-satisfied, it boasted about its wealth and need of nothing, but the church deceived itself, in terms of its spiritual condition…", it is a timely warning of the judgment to come.
REVELATION 3:14-22 To the angel of the church in Laodicea write: These are the words of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the ruler of God’s creation. I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth. You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked. I counsel you to buy from me gold refined in the fire, so you can become rich; and white clothes to wear, so you can cover your shameful nakedness; and salve to put on your eyes, so you can see. Those whom I love I rebuke and discipline. So be earnest and repent. Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with that person, and they with me. To the one who is victorious, I will give the right to sit with me on my throne, just as I was victorious and sat down with my Father on his throne. Whoever has ears, let them hear what the Spirit says to the churches.
One may suppose that John was writing to a specific church with a specific specific problem at a specific time. But it’s a timeless universal message for anyone seeking God realization, that is, an exposition of the first beatitude: “Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” The Laodicean’s were complacent and rich in spirit. Those who are full of themselves lack hunger and thirst for God. We are so full of the world that there is no room for God. What can we do in this condition but pray, “Lord make me hungry for you.” God hears every prayer.
In the gospel of Saint Balbaderos, it is written that the Christ comes his second time as a Luciferian destroyer. In the afterlife, after the first death, he recognizes that heavenly life isn’t much different than mortal eartly life, and he reasons that on that account, god’s design is excessive and unecessarily cruel… that heaven was not enough of a reward for human beings and their eartly suffering. That one could just as well live in the material realm on earth forever and be just as happy.
He then resolved to return to earth to destroy religion and all its counterparts. Like Lucifer, he had witnessed god’s sadistic tyranny and turned against him.
Jesus can’t beat god alone because he’s not a level 5 like god. But with the help of other level 4s, he can and finally close the rift.
We’d use Ecmandu in our team but he’s at like level -8.
Other level 4s that could be assembled into a team to defeat god.
Satyr (the spartan)
Saully (the warlock)
Astro Cat (the sexy assassin)
Big Mike (champion of arguments)
Rosa Lichtenstein (the juggernaut)
Biggs (the heckler)