Do you still own the VW Jetta?
Did you not die in the wilderness? Why did you let us think you did?
Did you live with Brian?
Did you pick Brian up from being released and drop him off nude at the beach right before he got arrested again?
Am I remembering the details incorrectly? Do tell.
Still at work.
I don’t know, this shit might be too much. I might have to take the hit and change jobs. Tougher men than me can do the dance. I don’t think I have rhis play it cool thing in me.
In the morning smiles, laugh, conversation. Afternoon could shoulder. It makes me feel weak and pathetic to be hanging on another human being like this. It’s not dignified.
Maybe she just has to fart or take a shit & it has nothing to do with you.
That’s not the point. The problem is clearly not her. It’s me with this pathetic catshit.
She gets the cold shoulder now. I am not even looking in her direction. If she needs something for work, she will have to tap my shoulder. She either has feelings and starts showing them, or I cure myself of a psycho-y obession. And I keeps my fucking job because I likes it.
God bless her beautiful soul.
Amen.
That’s it, as they say in Quebec.
No. The old girl is in a better place now.
No I didn’t die. Rather I was born.
Nobody here has shown me the kind of loyalty that would make me feel beholden that way. I come here to drain the brain, to shoot shit, and the occasional awesome friend like you.
No sarcasm, it’s good to know you cared.
Unanswered. Noted.
It’s actually the last thing happening first, or the first thing never will.
Or it could be this:
… especially in this economy.
No ok I wasn’t going to just quit. I meant look for something and switch over.
…and keep the girl without getting psycho obsessy?
That would be quite a move that a girl would think was pretty impressive, I imagine.
What do you mean keep? Doesn’t it register that I do not have the girl?
I did think that for a while though.
But that would be a lot of pressure though, no? “By the way, I quit this job and got a new one in case you want to go on a date, what thinkest thou?”
Anyway, it’s all acadenic now. We have a plan now.
Haha I even had a better paying one lined up, and I turned it down specifically because I wanted a chance to build a raport with her.
Hahaha fuck.
Then finally I ask her on a date and she says yes and everything is going smoothly.
Then who knows what the fuck.
Anyway. It’s not her fault, I didn’t ask her permission or participation for any of this. I am just going to play the cards I have as best I can.
Ugh. This is why I go “fu ichthus.” Just when it all finally makes sense.
But I won’t this time. I’ll say “thanks for caring enough to share your thoughts.”
…did your apartment look the way it did in the video when you took her to it?
….shoulda sang her the cleanup song right then and there.
I’m sorry, but this does sound slightly delusional. I don’t know where this is coming from.
Frankly I think if she had given me a chance to have a conversation outside of work, we would have hit it off great.
I don’t get you.
thanks for not retreating into irrationality
/snark
I was being honest. I am new at this shit and I’m trying.
It means a lot to me that you’re here having this conversation with me right now.