Is the Progressive Insurance TV chick Hot or Not?
- 1. Hot
- 2. Not
- 3. Faust really needs to get out more. If it’s not too late.
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Hot or Not?
I say she’s hot.
Her…?
Hmm. I’d hit it, but only if I was realllllly drunk. And I can envision having to slug her in the jaw to shut her up too. She’s got that kind of bone-structure.
But have you seen the actual commercials?
It’s not really a looks thing, for me.
Haha Tab! …but would you really hit a lady? 
bone structure permitting or not…
I wouldn’t kiss those grits…
sorry, wrong flo
-Imp
It’s a tough call. I’ve actually put some thought into it and decided that she is due to the fact that’s she’s witty in a sappy way. Physically, she’s OK.
If I were single and involved myself with her, I could see it lasting about six months before I became annoyed by her personality and broke up with her.
Six months?
You’re practically in love with her.
I was thinking more like twenty minutes.
Yeah sure, if she was autistic, and no-one was looking. I mean, if a tree falls in the forest, right…? :-"
Okay, after screwing with vtunnel and youtube, finally got to see one. The motorbike one. Still not convinced. Maybe she’s a grower.
She’s above the bar, but definitely not hot.
Nice.
I don’t know, I’ve dated better (more often than not) but I’ve also dated worse on a couple of occasions.
I’ve certainly spent twenty minutes with worse.
Better not to talk about it, though.
I cannot stand her and I hate those damn ads.
The polling numbers are very close at this point.
I thought they would be.
Okay gentlemen, let’s line up so she can figure out which Nick is which.
I want her more than ever, now.
What if she swings both ways? I mean, a girl that witty and not, you know, bat for the other team? That’s rare.
The one character I could never figure out is Ellen D. I don’t want to spell out her last name due to possible spelling complications … on my part. Anyway, Ellen is quite baffling. She’s funny, and has really beautiful eyes. Her eyes a freakishly beautiful. So, while I feel drawn to her, I can only ever envision myself shooting the breeze, while sipping on something tasty, and taking in her sense of humor. How did I get on this subject? Oh yeah, lesbians.
You’re just being kind, sandy. I know this.
You figure I don’t have a shot with her, so you’re giving me a way out.
Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
But I still want her.
Well, Faust, you know how that goes; that’s what friends are for.
I still can’t figure out how you pieced together that whole Priestly Caste bit a while back, but I still get a chuckle when I remember it.
You know, Sandy, I do have some experience with getting women to change teams. No fewer than three women that I have dated later became lesbians.
Well, immediately later.
So, anything’s possible.
…and this is why you are my hero. No fewer that three? Seriously, how do you do it? The devastation from the first one would have killed me immediately, well, maybe a little later, right after the shock wears off, but it would be immediately later (you’re killing me).