Progressive Insurance Chick

Devastation?

You mean…you think?..I thought…well, I took it as a comp…oh.

I was afraid of that.

I thought they figured they’d never find another man…like…

Never mind.

No offence like but I’m sure that’s really a bloke.

None taken. When Beyonce wouldn’t return my phone calls, I had the same suspicion.

After laughing, and crying a little, I realized that this was a great exposition on realization.

Now imagine if both Beyonce and Shakira would not return your calls, then you’d feel my pain. Bunch o’ dudes.
youtube.com/watch?v=1vgAN83PJWI

In other News: There’s this kid running around on ILO spewing all sorts of … I don’t even know how to describe it. Apparently, he was banned from this site for his, um, uh, philosophibscal rigor. I’m sure he can still log in under different aliases but I guess that would completely defeat his faux crusade to destroy members of ILP (your name was mentioned specifically), and their Logical Potivism, for banning him. I think I meant to say Positivism. I actually looked at his case, and even managed to have a conversation with him utilizing positivism techniques employed by the more well knownMr. Obvious himself, Ludvig Wittgenstein. There’re some people who pick up on something and just choose to ignore it. I can safely say that wasn’t the case this time around. Having a clue was far from consideration, maybe bliss, but no clue. Of course, that left me wondering if he’s doing this on purpose, then he’s exhibiting an immaturity, a crude immaturity, and If he’s not doing this on purpose, then immaturity is the least of his problems. The young man’s name in question is Realunoriginal. I realize I just wasted a few brain cells I’ll never recoup exploring this subject, but I had an itch. I guess what I am asking is: Am I missing something?

Sangrain, some people you just have to toss into the asshole bin, and forget about them. You live longer that way. Especially internet people. They have so little real mass to them that the momentary sting of separation is liken to that of moth’s wingtip brushing your ear. And not even a very big one. Medium sized perhaps.

It’s funny, really (meaning in the way that’s actually not very, just like the rest of this stupid punk thread), but I automatically read the “N” as a “D”.

And so I wasted even more of my preciously-limited time on the planet thinking, ‘gee, I’ve certainly never been able to figure out which one is which on this forum’. Which is why I’ve thrown my hands in the air on that quandary and, after lowering them, am wasting a little more writing this.

Perhaps what you missed is a read-through of the stuff he wrote all over the place on ILP before he was banned here. I seem to recall that he once wrote about taking lotsa meds. 'Nuff said.

Well, Tab, he’s young, and a symptom. The question is, what combines all the pieces in play for this to happen (his behavior)? By the way, I like the care you take in formulating your posts. You ride a mean bike.

Hi Ingenium, I’m not exactly sure if you’re frustrated or not. What’s on your mind?

Yeah, definitely hot.

Sandy -

Moi? Destroy?

Crap.

  1. I’m hooked on a chick who’s not hot.

  2. Someone’s out to destroy me.

  3. I’m evidently a stupid punk.

  4. Beyonce won’t take my calls.

This is why I try to stay as logically positive as possible.

You could always try to ring up Taylor Swift.

I, probably, will get back to you when I’m done laughing. I mean, wow, just wow. It’s all there.

On a side note; what kind of relationship do you and Tab have with Ingenium? She blindsided me while I wasn’t looking. I’m sure I could blame it on Beyonce and Shakira for distracting me, but we both know the truth… Okay, I have no clue. I need to build a case. So, who is this Ingenium character (this is an open question to anyone willing to present a sufficient profile)?

I’m making the assumption this is the girl Kanye interrupted? She seems kinda young. Is she witty? Nah, still too young.

I don’t think she comes off as witty, but just like a $20 bill, she’s legal tender. I think Faust should go for it, easy score. She thought Kanye was coming up to congratulate her and maybe she’d get a peek of his, “Harder, better, faster, stronger,”* later on in the night, so she’s rebounding.

*Lyrical excerpt taken from, “Stronger,” by Kanye West.

sandy -

A warm, cordial, even loving one, so far as I know.

I would be shocked to hear different.

If “shocked” is the right word.

The worst time to be blindsided.

Did she call you? Did B call you?

Did she mention me?

Her pet name for me is “creepy white guy”.

Isn’t that adorable?

I dunno, but I’m guessing she’s insured with Geico.

To be clear, Faust, I think what Realunoriginal meant by destroy was not literal. More through rigorous debate. Seriously. Okay, I’ll now let you collect yourself off the floor.

I checked out this incident on Youtube and it seemed staged. I’ll leave this one to the conspiracy theorists.

Faust, how many years have we know each other?

All I’m saying is this smells a little suspect.

Are you setting me up (and by setting up I don’t mean hooking me up) for a hard fall (and falling, I don’t mean falling mad in love)?

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Okay, something is up.

I’m not sure I want to find out anymore, yet curiosity still gets the better of me.

Tell me about it.

Sorry big guy, I didn’t mean to raise your hopes. No, she did not.

Wait a minute, you guys already have pet names for each other? That IS adorable.

Looks like someone has been holding out on me. What pet name do you have for her?

I guess some people take their memberships quite seriously.

Didn’t Kanye sing a song with the word Geico in it? I’ll look it up.

found it. The music video in which Kanye mentions Geico … not Progressive (wouldn’t want to offend some parties).

youtube.com/watch?v=T3vjN9k- … re=related

you might find the gyrating bodies slightly distracting, especially if you’re not a multi-tasker, while trying to listen for it, but hang in there.

Speaking of gyrating bodies, I don’t believe I found myself trying to figure out in which language the words on the walls were written while poor Beyonce and Shakira were executing their most entrancing moves (not in the video above -they are not in there- but the one I posted earlier). What’s wrong with me?

I will gander a guess; no one paid attention to those words on the walls. Something is terribly wrong with me.

My head is spinning.

I see Ingenium, Kanye, Realunoriginal, and a gecko lined up against me.

Taylor Swift and the Progressive Wing of this party are perhaps on my side.

It’s difficult to keeps Tabs on all of this.

Hahaha!

This thread has become a pleasure to read on these cold dull Autumn days…

On a side note: I met Jay-Z and Beyonce at his birthday bash in a club in London - that was the one where they turned Nars away from the door because they didn’t know who he was, hahaha! It turned out to be one hell of a party!