Seriously Mags? and it never occurred to you to mention her esteemed ‘white creepy guy’ on ILP? Did you even slip her a note with a link to this site? I bet you didn’t. I mean, what am I going to do with you? I try and try, but you’re giving me nothing. Work with me luv.
Don’t worry, Faust, I’ve got your back, and if I miss, the floor is not too far off.
Who’s Nars? Under which insurance is he covered?
Nice summery. Now, see if you can squeeze Mags in there somehow. Shouldn’t be hard, she’s tiny.
I feel for ya Faust and floors are kinda hard, ya know…
I’ll try and work with you from now on Sandy, but everyone was too busy partying to even mention ILP let alone philosophy… 
Nars, who is married to Kelis the singer… oops, no, who is now divorcing Kelis the pregnant singer… 
How do you know I’m tiny? 
I just don’t know what to say about Realunoriginal - hasn’t that guy moved on yet? 
but Ingenium is cool, well I think so anyway 
Speaking only for myself, we used to like each other, or at least she tolerated my horrific degree of sexist diatribe for the sake of my cheeky good literary looks. But then as these mayfly internet relationships go, it all came to tears, and now we have gone from metaphorically sharing a loofah, to simply remaining aloof.
Yes, I will go to any length to set up a pun.
Anyway, she’s smart, she’s eloquent, and looks like someone you know.
Okay people, I think we’re going somewhere with this.
Aha! So, you are tiny. I only turn this assumption into fact due to the way you phrased your question. You didn’t ask, “what makes you think I’m tiny” but simply went on to ask how I was privy to this information. And there we have it, my tiny friend.
If you can, in a nice long paragraph, please tell us what makes Ingenium cool, to you.
So your heart breaker credo still follows you around. Why did you drift apart? What brought this on? Did she have high hopes for you? Was she hoping she could shape and mold you? Was there something suspect in that loofah?
A task only attributed to the most dedicated, and sometimes - medicated. But mostly dedicated.
Smart? Please elaborate.
Eloquent? Please elaborate.
Looks like someone I know? Do go on. Have seen a picture? Can you describe her features?
Isn’t she really a man?
I think we’re going to need a little more that this. Are you talking about the progressive girl, or Ingenium?
What’s your evidence? At least share a long written out rumor, in hopes of leaving no doubt.
I’m still trying to figure out why I continually type ‘that’ when it should be ‘than.’
I was talking about the progressive insurance chick.
Facial features look masculine.
I could go so far as to say she has a nose without broaching the official online identity disclosure act I suppose, but other than that, the lady can speak for herself. I’d say she won’t bite, but that would be a whopper.
She does scare me.
She doesn’t make me want to buy insurance.
What does she make you want to buy?
Actually, Echo, your name crossed my mind when I entertained the thought of exploring Matriarchal societies.
What did happen between you and Savage?
They certainly are bold, but masculine?
By the way, how is Wisconsin? Are you settling in? Come up with any new ideas? How would you describe the people you’re staying with? Are you getting along? Are there any prospects?
Okay, so we can basically make the assumption she’s a breathing mammalian. She is mammalian, isn’t she? Screw it, we’ll just go with it.
So, like Faust, you present her as a docile creature (in that she won’t bite), only to push me off a cliff (…but that would be a whopper). This woman is sounding more interesting by the minute, or she could be really confused. I need more.
Okay, Faust, I’d like you to check out this commercial and tell me whether these frugalistas are hot or not, and why.
youtube.com/watch?v=mrXetjGLN9Q
By the way, this is not only limited to Faust. Anyone can jump in.
Not hot.
They shop at Target. I’m a Walmart guy. I don’t buy clothes there, but today I was able to get trail mix (for my bugout bag), a sandwich (for supper), ammo (cheaper than Cabela’s), and a couple of items for the ol’ first aid kit (Walmart has a much better travel/trial section than Target, and they sell more than Johnson & Johnson - like Kendall Kerlix and Curad…don’t get me started!), and I was able to price out a gasoline generator (one of which I’m thinking about picking up) - a mission I could never have accomplished at Target.
Progressive Girl is there to help - no - to mentor and guide.
The Target Chicks are just the bland leading the bland.
She does look like a reincarnated version of Josephine The Plumber.
youtube.com/watch?v=OZxc-XvT … re=related
D’oh! I forgot about Walmart. I destroyed the mood. Complete rookie mistake on my part. What was I thinking getting between a dude and his brand?
I’m thrown, I just don’t know where to take this train of thought. Give me a sec. I’ll quickly chat with Pandora then get back to you.
Hey Pandora, been a while. What’s new with you these days?
Nice find with those comet commercials. Love Comet. No, I don’t sniff it.
By the way, what can you tell me about Ingenium?
Hey Faust, I was simply trying out a comparative analysis (yes, you caught me) between the feisty (I don’t know what animal to make of the progressive chick), and the grazing Gazelles gracefully fleeting around. Makes you feel like a lion ready to pounce, well, given that Ingenium doesn’t have her way with us; then we’d simply come off as cackling hyenas humping the occasional caucus. I think I was going for carcass, there.
The one redeeming quality I find about these Frugalistas (besides the frugality) is their distant stare, okay, more aloof than distant. It kind of conveys a sense of confidence. It looks like they either know something you don’t, or they know that you know that they are graceful, imbuing them with said confidence.
Is Ingenium graceful?
By the way, Smears, I hope you following this thread. Something philosophically pop cultural might pop up.
Gee, sandy. If I’d known you’d go that far to ask about Ingenium again, I woulda asked you to pick me up a pack of smokes.
Yeah, I just don’t like the cool, aloof and fashionable type.
I like the loud, slutty but smart types, generally.
I just think that Progressive Girl would do your taxes for you, and then do you, if she liked you.
Target Chicks look like they’d do maybe one or the other, and have to take a shower after either one.
Well, Faust, she completes me. Okay, it’s probably a little too soon, and perhaps creepy, but still… You know, she’s like some sort of barometer for me, I just have to figure out which one. Hopefully soon.
Yet they seem prevalent.
Not that I don’t agree with you there, but I’d have to check with Igenium first. See? Barometer. Which brand would you like?
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Or do your taxes while doing you. Am I right ladies? Ladies?
They are just too graceful, and taking on both activities might require a modicum of sloppiness. You really don’t want your taxes sloppily done, it might come back to haunt you.
And, as always, a well executed comparative analysis on your part, Faust.