Every good pick up line deserves a good push back.
Pick up line about chemistry?
Definitely reversible.
Some say you never really touch anyone because there is space between everything.
The come back: Is that why no one ever felt you penetrate?
#notplaying
If the above still begets a third attempt, which will invariably involve self-depreciation (the pity move)…
…the response shall be something like:
You’re not a piece of shit. You’re just full of shit you anally retain.
That third attempt prolly looks like this:
Wouldn’t it be nice if you could give a f***? Then it wouldn’t be so hard for me to get one.
This is supposed to be a pick up line?
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Pick-up lines for trashy types, more like.
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…having class became over-rated, so that the class-less could feel better about themselves.
some use it as a sort of “I’m not touching you“ … mask of approach escalation
When they want to be able to neither confirm nor deny.
You’re speaking like Satyr. Js.
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flirting in middle age:
sparking up random convo
me: what if it’s not eyes we’re born looking for, but tits?
him: you mean what if eyes are faux tits?
me: hey, buddy… my tits are down here
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This is supposed to be a pick up line?
What you said, Flannel Jesus - that really made me LAUGH OUT LOUD. I would have loved to see your face in that moment.
I can see two students at a science seminar who are really into each other saying that.
The response: If I wanted to play “not touching you” I’d just do math.
God to both: giggles like a ticklish toddler
Both to God: glaring “You did this.”
That twinkle in your eye better not be a cancelled baby
^How to send a far-lefty packing.^
“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
^How to retort to old married dude waving his money at you.^
“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
lol…What if the old married dude doesn’t share your beliefs and has no fear of death or the afterlife?
Well, you might just want to remind him of his rich wife who actually does have all conrrol of the money.
@Meno4 Arc makes a good point^
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@Meno4 Arc makes a good point^
Yes you certainly do, minus for in reduce purposes it’s in retro-grade I mean for all intensive purposes sans the other 99