Thread for mundane ironists

Sex

“I’m fresh out of fucks to give.” Tucker Max

In that case, welcome aboard.

“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it. ” Richard P. Feynman

Let alone how we do it.

“Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business, they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in the woman’s bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER SEX.” John Green

I came close. Twice.

“It is a terrible error to let any natural impulse, physical or mental, stagnate. Crush it out, if you will, and be done with it; or fulfil it, and get it out of the system; but do not allow it to remain there and putrefy. The suppression of the normal sex instinct, for example, is responsible for a thousand ills. In Puritan countries one inevitably finds a morbid preoccupation with sex coupled with every form of perversion and degeneracy. ” Aleister Crowley

You know what’s coming: The Irrational in Politics: Brinton, Maurice: 9780961328962: Amazon.com: Books

“The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist." Jennifer Salaiz

Someone run this by, well, you know.

“I think a man’s ‘wordplay’ can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!” Junnita Jackson

Uh, start here: Your favorite Biggy quote