Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Here I am, this is me.

sort of old photo. couple months

Some of my beloved staff…

Beloved indeed!

Faust, is that an amish beard you’re sporting, or do I see faint signs of a mustache?

I shave infrequently. That looks to be a trim of some sort, done just to make it look like I’m growing a beard, rather than that I just haven’t shaved in a while. And the babes love it.

Hey Cutie

Haha!

I used to pull the cheeks of my younger bro’s school-friends and make em blush, but they were just too darn cute to be able to resist doing it

Concubines?

Magsj:
Nice haha

Not at all. Just part of the highly competent waitstaff from the pub I am a manager at.

Well, one of them, I fired.

But the rest are all highly competent.

I think of them as daughters.

Well, nieces.

Distant cousins, maybe.

Very distant.

Friends of distant cousins.

Have I mentioned that they are highly competent?

Competent is the word I would use, yes…

I’ll quit my job and come work for you. I’m highly competent. And by that I mean I’ve waited tables before.

Sure, but…send a photo. I can tell a lot about a person’s competence by a photo. Just a knack that I have.

I can see that, if I’m understanding what you mean by “competent”… on a completely unrelated note, was the one you fired ugly?

with bedhead that looks suspiciously like a hairstyle I used to sport in high school

in a car in Maine

my favorite scar

What did you get hit with - or headbutt - some kind of chain…?

Gib - I fired one of the girls in the photo.

It was painful, but that’s why I get the big bucks.

Ouch.

Did you give it to her straight…? Or go behind her back…?

Let’s just say she put me in a difficult position.

But you fired her innuendo.