**Any God that can be beaten is not actually God.
You have to play by God‘s rules in order to win, which does not amount to beating God. You can’t just make up new rules as you go.
And there’s only one rule.**
You believe in it. You just don’t practice it. Otherwise some things would definitely be different.
For example, I would be able to view this video still linked in my reply right now:
You’re saying no to me by blocking that video, when you’re saying yes to everyone except me. That violates your pleasurable exclusive access problem. That violates my consent. Can you name one single being in existence it would harm if you said yes to me and no to everyone else? I demand evidence. Besides yourself, of course.
Without that evidence… you, sir, are a hypocrite.
I am so proud of you.
You definitely deserve sex from a supermodel.
Disclaimer: This reply was 100% horseshit, except the part in double asterisks.
Plus, I really do miss that video… but I guess I’ll freaking get over it. …probably.