See, there will be no sexual selective pressure put on the species anymore because the sexes will no longer be competing for sex.
Women won’t want natural birth anymore (fucks my figure up and I’m too busy, etc).
Babies will be ordered from a catalog.
Sex dolls will be readily available for anyone and men will actually prefer them to real women.
There will be a collective sexually satisfying sexy time on earth, unlike any sexy time it has ever experienced before.
I’m not one to want real humans.
even though I want them all.
AI is a solution. I’ve never been digital. I’m analog.
Flesh and blood
We’ll see how that works out.
women and men are incompetent to have have sex.
we’ll see how that works out ,
I see it at the spiritual level.
remember, humans made AI AI did not make humans
Its very, very hard to do things with AI
Make it to admit it’s wrong. make it blush in embarrassment. make it laugh at silly jokes
I’ll add to this.
Men want to experience all types of bodies and all different personality types in all those different bodies.
Its extremely hard to code a shapeshifter that can do that
we’re talking millions of years of innovation now
I’m actually the only human who can pass any Turing test
Thats why I keep repeating that it’s a struggle to see humans as sentient.
I look at all of you as a stupid nintendo game.
No offence promethean. You get what I’m saying.
Thats just me playing the nintendo game again promethean
I had to scramble my ass off to protect humans from the hell realms once i figured out they were all condemned. I solved it.
Youd think Id get laid for doing all that hard work
no such luck
then i had to scramble again to protect them from that problem
I accomplished that too.
But i must warn you. If you keep sending me to hell. Ill drop all your hearts.
This is not blackmail for sex.
I don’t want blackmailed sex. It hurts a spirit.
I will leave you if you keep sending me to hell
I’ll add to the last messages.
Almost no human knows what hell is.
I’m very thankful for that.
I’ve seen species like yours before.
An inverse sex dimorphic species
they always kill themselves from the no means yes problem
I’m doing an ever so slight divine intervention
when humans think on the meta level it raises their spirit IQ
I’m translating on these boards all you need to know in the subset of english
I’ll add something else.
When I punish people. I don’t use the golden rule.
I hurt people more than they want to be hurt just like they did to others
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Welcome to reality… 
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All of that will just weaken the human spirit more and the minds of men along with it… a good thing that the strong have the option to reside in reality and not in the constructed psycho-sexual realm of marketed sexuality and erotic silicon-goods for sale.
The superficially-artificial, is for those who are faint of heart.
I’m not helling you, I’m heavening you, but heaven is hell to you, just like no is yes to you.
We’re all shape shifters. I started out as a baby, but apparently Sculptor (¿et tu?) stayed a baby.
I will not die in my current form unless I die right now.
We all die right now.
When Harry Pussywig Became Sally Pussywig
Sally has a question.
why can’t you just be friends? Why do you have to f*** EVERYBODY (impossible)? Can’t you see the value in friendship that is devoid of any sexual expectation? Ditch the Nintendo game so to speak (for all, but one)? Doesn’t getting married sort of end that expectation for all others except one, so that you can enjoy the rest of life that has nothing to do with sex? Because there is more to life than sex, right?
I mean, say your expectation is that you’re having sex 24 hours a day. You never sleep. That’s gonna have to be your life if you expect to f*** EVERYBODY (if they all miraculously consent—which takes time, if they bother to read the fine print—we’re streamlining the process here)… which you cannot accomplish. So. You will basically die. It won’t be fun anymore.
You gotta pick. See other previous arguments.
Sally has gonad envy.
She thinks it would be a great idea for all women everywhere to only agree to your plan if you sign a prenup that has fine print that you don’t read, which includes installing a pacemaker in your balls that is linked to your brain and activates every time you have a sexual thought.
I kinda like Sally. But we’re just friends.
This bit about sending you to hell, E. There is no other alternative for a truly righteous man than going to hell. If a man ends up in heaven, he’s a joke.
All honest men must live their lives preparing to go to hell for eternity, E. That’s just the way it is. There very well may be some great sadistic god out there and nothing in the universe to stop it. So a man’s gotta do one of two things. Surrender, live his earthly life as this god’s bitch, and then spend eternity in heaven… or stay true to himself, defy the piece of shit at any cost and suffer for the rest of eternity as a result.
Point being: become harder, more evil, let the constant torment strengthen you. There will come a point in time when man has become so hard, so maddened by his suffering that he will no longer fear god, even daring him to take his best shot.
Can you not hear the maniacal laughter coming up from hell already? God is losing his power, E. He’s losing his power to hurt people.
endurance despite circumstances
or a hard heart that cannot love
men and women are so freaking done with each other
good thing sex ain’t love, and vice versa
I love all of you, but wouldn’t f*** you with a ten foot … oh, wait. There’s prolly a better way to say that.
You do realize why I was brought back… right?
We all made an agreement trillions of eons ago that everyone would get to be god someday to make the universe fair and interesting.
The current god wants the job forever.
I’ll add to this.
My favorite state of being is sleep.
I don’t like experiential reality.
been there, done that
I’ve been asleep for a very long time.
You can only beat a god with a former god
That’s why I’m here
Then I’ll go back to sleep
Indeed, this power and super-awarenes i have can not be attributed to any genetic contribution from the mother. That would be like saying Einstein could be born of a donkey. But i also surpass the father by whole magnitudes, so this doesn’t explain it either.
I think i may have picked up a symbiote being at some point that is responsible for these abilities i have. I was born of mortal parents, so they can’t be my original origin. That, or i was born mortal and ordinary but was chosen by something extraordinary to manifest its energy once it observed how much I’ve been betrayed. Certainly a destructive spirit or being or whatever, but not necessarily meaning ‘vengeful’. This entity may just simply know that this world is shit and to be used however one wants to use it… rather than thinking all this sickening betrayal I’ve experienced is somebody’s fault.
“No”, it says to me. There is no ‘fault’. Those betrayers are simply stupid, reckless, hipocrits, ugly, what have you, but not to blame.
Holy fuck this thing is pure indifferent power… beyond even evil because it does not experience resentment or want to avenge itself of anything. It destroys as arbitrarily as it doesn’t, all depending on what it wants in the moment. Hannibal Lecter would look like an emo bitch beside this entity it’s so cold and carefree.
A supergalactic libertine spirit, perhaps?
The new god underestimated an old god.
I used a trick the new god didn’t know.
I sold my soul to everyone.
You can all use my body to do with it as you please
That means you’ll all have to debate amongst yourselves which will bring you closer together.
The new god can’t beat everyone
How many Infinity Stones do you have in your possession right now, Ecmandu? (if that’s your real name)
Don’t lie to me because I’ll know.
**Any God that can be beaten is not actually God.
You have to play by God‘s rules in order to win, which does not amount to beating God. You can’t just make up new rules as you go.
And there’s only one rule.**
You believe in it. You just don’t practice it. Otherwise some things would definitely be different.
For example, I would be able to view this video still linked in my reply right now:
You’re saying no to me by blocking that video, when you’re saying yes to everyone except me. That violates your pleasurable exclusive access problem. That violates my consent. Can you name one single being in existence it would harm if you said yes to me and no to everyone else? I demand evidence. Besides yourself, of course.
Without that evidence… you, sir, are a hypocrite.
I am so proud of you.
You definitely deserve sex from a supermodel.
Disclaimer: This reply was 100% horseshit, except the part in double asterisks.
Plus, I really do miss that video… but I guess I’ll freaking get over it. …probably.
